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Is there an official drinking game rules for conference? Does anyone have suggestions?

Rambo wrote:Is there an official drinking game rules for conference? Does anyone have suggestions?

Take a drink any time a speaker says the phrase, "Even Jesus Christ..."

Take a drink any time a speaker makes a reference to importance of tithing.

Take 15 drinks for every talk where Joseph Smith is mentioned more times than Jesus Christ.

I will think of some more.

You can only stop drinking if a Black person or a Female is speaking...

You must induce vomiting when consumption of alcohol is mentioned

Drink your favorite cocktail if they actually do announce that meetings are being shortened from three hours to two hours.

During a Children's Choir you must continually take shots of water or some other virgin drink. You shall not face the tv while mixing your virgin drinks or pouring water shots.

Take 15 drinks for every talk where Joseph Smith is mentioned more times than Jesus Christ.

You trying to kill us?

OMG. Drinking while watching GC? No thank you.

I'll have a beer with my friends at a baseball game or on our back porch with the grill fired up.

And no frat house pranks--no alcohol enemas, please.

Take a drink each time TSM says something coherent