MDB Haiku

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_MrStakhanovite
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Re: MDB Haiku

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Bob Loblaw wrote:Angry corpulence,
Winter's bad haircut framing
Jealous academic


Lost it on this one.
_mercyngrace
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imagining wolves
snarling dogs circle the flock
killing wounded lambs
"In my more rebellious days I tried to doubt the existence of the sacred, but the universe kept dancing and life kept writing poetry across my life." ~ David N. Elkins, 1998, Beyond Religion, p. 81
_Bob Loblaw
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Hating all Mormons,
A four-letter diatribe,
That is Bob Loblaw
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finding lost nicknacks
by looking at magic rock
guardian spirits
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
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:neutral: :surprised: :lol: :biggrin: :mrgreen:
:neutral: :rolleyes: :geek: :mad: :eek: :evil: :twisted:
:mrgreen: :biggrin: :lol: :surprised: :neutral:
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
_Blixa
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Re: MDB Haiku

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MrStakhanovite wrote:
Bob Loblaw wrote:Angry corpulence,
Winter's bad haircut framing
Jealous academic


Lost it on this one.


Best part of my day...
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_Equality
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Leftist Kaczynski
Is Blood's philosopher king
Squish perfectly proved
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Re: MDB Haiku

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mercyngrace wrote:imagining wolves
snarling dogs circle the flock
killing wounded lambs


Ouch!
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the oracle's dead
now president newsroom speaks
corporate kingdom
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Metcalfe is butthead?
Updated for exactness:
Hamblin is douchebag
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