"Commas" qua "commas"
Leftists qua evil qua dumb
Punctuation? Ha!
MDB Haiku
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_Bond James Bond
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Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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_Doctor Scratch
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Three cheers for John Gee!
If the Two Inks Theory dies,
he'll go with Schryver.
* * * *
Louis Midgley has
A new wrinkle on his brow:
"Got books by that queer?"
* * * *
Dan P.: Why dost thou
Hate the "sodomite"? You claim
Priddis is a "friend"....
* * * *
Allen "Slug" Wyatt
A man of simple means, who
leaves gooey trails of slime.
* * * *
Haymond, oh, Haymond!
Your love for Hugh Nibley profound!
Clean up when you're done....
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Who's that peeping in
Your Facebook account? Why, it's
Trevor Holyoak.
If the Two Inks Theory dies,
he'll go with Schryver.
* * * *
Louis Midgley has
A new wrinkle on his brow:
"Got books by that queer?"
* * * *
Dan P.: Why dost thou
Hate the "sodomite"? You claim
Priddis is a "friend"....
* * * *
Allen "Slug" Wyatt
A man of simple means, who
leaves gooey trails of slime.
* * * *
Haymond, oh, Haymond!
Your love for Hugh Nibley profound!
Clean up when you're done....
* * * *
Who's that peeping in
Your Facebook account? Why, it's
Trevor Holyoak.
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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frothing simpleton
addle-brained insecurity
the kiwi returns
addle-brained insecurity
the kiwi returns
"your reasoning that children should be experimented upon to justify a political agenda..is tantamount to the Nazi justification for experimenting on human beings."-SUBgenius on gay parents
"I've stated over and over again on this forum and fully accept that I'm a bigot..." - ldsfaqs
"I've stated over and over again on this forum and fully accept that I'm a bigot..." - ldsfaqs
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Bond James Bond wrote:"Commas" qua "commas"
Leftists qua evil qua dumb
Punctuation? Ha!
My favorite so far.
"The Church is authoritarian, tribal, provincial, and founded on a loosely biblical racist frontier sex cult."--Juggler Vain
"The lds church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
"The lds church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
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Hambone sinking low
krispy kreme calling the shots
woody's angry pen
mopology fading fast
or rising in splendidness
romney could care less
krispy kreme calling the shots
woody's angry pen
mopology fading fast
or rising in splendidness
romney could care less
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_Mormon Jesus
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Revelation given to Mormon Discussions 16 October 2012. Members of the board had been pondering the ancient principle of haiku. This revelation followed.
1-3, What hath God wrought?
1. Thus saith the Lord:
2. Yea, yea, and it came to pass,
3. Even so. Amen.
1-3, What hath God wrought?
1. Thus saith the Lord:
2. Yea, yea, and it came to pass,
3. Even so. Amen.
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_Kishkumen
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Doctor Scratch wrote:Who's that peeping in
Your Facebook account? Why, it's
Trevor Holyoak.
Another winner.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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_Kishkumen
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Mormon Jesus wrote:Revelation given to Mormon Discussions 16 October 2012. Members of the board had been pondering the ancient principle of haiku. This revelation followed.
1-3, What hath God wrought?
1. Thus saith the Lord:
2. Yea, yea, and it came to pass,
3. Even so. Amen.
Divine.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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Man sits in parking lot
In the Temple smiles and memories
Start the car, go pick up your son
In the Temple smiles and memories
Start the car, go pick up your son
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_Kishkumen
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kairos wrote:Hambone sinking low
krispy kreme calling the shots
woody's angry pen
mopology fading fast
or rising in splendidness
romney could care less
Those are great, kairos!
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist