How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?

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How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?

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There's got to be a punch line in there somewhere.
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_just me
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Depends on the ring size. :wink:
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just me wrote:Depends on the ring size. :wink:
LOL! I was going to post a smartass response, but I can't beat this.
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This binder undertone is only going to help Romney with men and women in the campaign because it speaks subconsciously to his virility. Example:

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How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?

Does it come in queen size?

Wait that is terrible. Okay, this is better: None, unless the Prophet tells them to put it on.

"Look, I put on the binder but you said nothing about those clamps. Are you sure it's in the manual?"
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You've got to hand it to BC. His dogged Romney optimism could give that Baghdad Bob guy a run for his money. His guy says something truly goofy that makes everyone laugh at him, and BC thinks it's some sort of indicator of virility.
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Bret Ripley wrote:
just me wrote:Depends on the ring size. :wink:
LOL! I was going to post a smartass response, but I can't beat this.

I wasn't going to post any response.

When I saw the comment from just me, I changed my mind.

Too funny.

Well done.
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Here is the Binders Full of Women Song:

You will like it:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/17/song-a-day-binders-full-of-women-mitt-romney-video_n_1973824.html?ref=topbar
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Re: How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?

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Bret Ripley wrote:
just me wrote:Depends on the ring size. :wink:
LOL! I was going to post a smartass response, but I can't beat this.

DrW wrote:I wasn't going to post any response.

When I saw the comment from just me, I changed my mind.

Too funny.

Well done.

The first was definitely the best.

All I have to add, real people don't belong in binders.
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Re: How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?

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lulu wrote:
All I have to add, real people don't belong in binders.


Well...unless that's their kink. :cool:
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