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Correlation rant

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:57 pm
by _zeezrom
I visited the Colorado School of Mines yesterday. The school and their programs are impressive. On the wall in a darkened hall of their library, I found vintage photographs of men's sports teams from the 1910's and 20's. The shelves throughout the place are lined with any and all books on engineering. Everything from heat transfer in pumps to treatment polymers can be found. A single isle of books among the sea of science will provide you with a fleeting glimpse of the humanities. Lord Byron slept in dust near the bottom shelf, under the blinking and dying fluorescents.

The school provides its students with a humanities package in order to fulfill the engineering accreditation requirements. As a student, you will be rushed and herded through this little packaged program in order to keep you on track and fulfill your scientific destiny. This reminded me of my own humanities education. It seems like yesterday, I was being tested on my recall of works by Monet vs Manet. Why did their names have to be so similar? I just wanted to be done with this online class.

I look back at my religious experience the same way I look at my humanities education. The evil dragon, LDS Correlation packages our religious education in hopes to protect us. All the while, and unbeknownst to us, they actually destroy and canker. Their packaged programs stifle us and control. Exploration is not only discouraged, the very channels to do so are blocked from view.

Long live Mormonism! Fast death to Smaug, the Correlation.

Have a fabulous day!

Zee.

Re: Correlation rant

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:01 pm
by _Bob Loblaw
Yep, it's ironic that the church's educational materials are designed to restrict knowledge, not expand it.

Re: Correlation rant

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:55 pm
by _Blixa
I'm happy I got a taste of pre-correlation Mormon culture. Relief Society bazaars remain a very happy childhood memory...

Re: Correlation rant

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:19 pm
by _Fence Sitter
Blixa wrote:I'm happy I got a taste of pre-correlation Mormon culture. Relief Society bazaars remain a very happy childhood memory...


That and 'Road Shows", Church wide sports tournaments, Dance Festivals, Gold and Green Balls, M.I.A . . .

Re: Correlation rant

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:34 pm
by _Blixa
Fence Sitter wrote:
Blixa wrote:I'm happy I got a taste of pre-correlation Mormon culture. Relief Society bazaars remain a very happy childhood memory...


That and 'Road Shows", Church wide sports tournaments, Dance Festivals, Gold and Green Balls, M.I.A . . .


yep. And no white shirt quad carrying B.S. Halloween parties with costumes and masks (no trunk and treat silliness), neighborhood 24th of July parades, and if there were junk crafts like the plastic grapes they were balanced with actual quilting...

Re: Correlation rant

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:56 pm
by _Morley
Fence Sitter wrote:
Blixa wrote:I'm happy I got a taste of pre-correlation Mormon culture. Relief Society bazaars remain a very happy childhood memory...


That and 'Road Shows", Church wide sports tournaments, Dance Festivals, Gold and Green Balls, M.I.A . . .

Hmm. I didn't know these were all 'a thing of the past.' I guess this shows how long I've been gone.

I did so love church ball. We were good enough to have played (what was then called) 'all church.'

And I remember when my best friend and I both dressed in drag for a roadshow that we wrote, directed, sang and acted in. I guess there are many reasons it would never be allowed these days.

Their great loss.

Re: Correlation rant

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:07 pm
by _Drifting
In our area, Dance Festivals, Roadshows, Gold and Green Balls (which sounds like a medical problem), Stake sports day, Stake swimming gala's...etc

All still happen.

Re: Correlation rant

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:46 pm
by _Blixa
Drifting wrote:In our area, Dance Festivals, Roadshows, Gold and Green Balls (which sounds like a medical problem), Stake sports day, Stake swimming gala's...etc

All still happen.


Outside the U.S.?

Re: Correlation rant

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:49 am
by _moksha
Drifting wrote:In our area, Dance Festivals, Roadshows, Gold and Green Balls (which sounds like a medical problem), Stake sports day, Stake swimming gala's...etc

All still happen.


Do you have anything similar to the past nude swimming at the Deseret Gym?