12 myths about Mormons - Tribune
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:45 pm
12 myths about Mormons - by Peggy Fletcher Stack
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1. Mormons practice polygamy.
Answer: True, Mormons are still practicing polygamy just not temporally. Three current living Mormon apostles are celestial polygamists.
2. Mormons are not Christians.
Not in the traditional sense. In Mormonism Jesus and Satan are brothers, temple ceremonies, three degrees of glory, garments, celestial polygamy, masonic rituals, etc .... The list goes on.
4. Mormons don’t dance.
Got me there. No idea where this one came from.
5. All Mormons live in Utah.
Most of the TBM Mormons do, but no, they live everywhere.
6. Women can’t be leaders or speak in the LDS Church
Women can only be Relief Society Presidents or presiding Relief Society President. And even then their offices are still presided over by a man. Women were only allowed to pray in Sacrament meeting since 1978. They are not allowed to give opening and closing prayers at GC. They can't hold major leadership positions. They can't hold the priesthood. They can't baptize. But they can stay at home and have lots of babies.
7. All Mormons are Republicans.
Pretty much they are, but not all. There are some hard core TBM Mormon Apologists who believe that Mormons who are not Republican should be excommunicated.
8. A Mormon U.S. president would be a puppet of the LDS prophet.
Puppet? Not likely.
9. Mormons baptize corpses.
Pretty close but bad use of words. Mormons baptize dead people by proxy - not by digging up their bodies and what not. A guy in a white jumpsuit stands in a Mormon temple baptismal font - and a speaker reads off the name of a dead person, and the Mormon in the jumpsuit its baptized as if he/she were that person. Necro dunking we call it.
10. Mormons can’t use birth control.
The Mormon Church Handbook Of Instructions states that a male member should not have a vasectomy. Any Mormon will tell you that birth control is really wrong because the Cult wants you to have as many babies as possible. Future tithing payers are very very important. Truth is, it's one of those unspoken doctrines of nod your head, uh huh, yeah, we really "know" but wont "say".
11. Mormons get naked in the temple.
Yep they ARE NAKED just before they put on their white pajamas because they can't wear street clothes. And prior to 2005, they were completely NAKED under a white poncho. They were also touched on their naked bodies by temple workers as part of the endowment ceremony. These temple workers reached around inside the poncho and touched them. There are hundreds of posts from men who said the old guy accidentally touched their genitals. Don't lie about this Peggy.
12. Mormons don’t believe in the Bible.
They don't. They believe in the JST version. The Book of Mormon is far far more stressed. Any time I ever looked at the Bible it was always - was this translated correctly? The Book of Mormon always supersedes it.
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/54959 ... d.html.csp
1. Mormons practice polygamy.
Answer: True, Mormons are still practicing polygamy just not temporally. Three current living Mormon apostles are celestial polygamists.
2. Mormons are not Christians.
Not in the traditional sense. In Mormonism Jesus and Satan are brothers, temple ceremonies, three degrees of glory, garments, celestial polygamy, masonic rituals, etc .... The list goes on.
4. Mormons don’t dance.
Got me there. No idea where this one came from.
5. All Mormons live in Utah.
Most of the TBM Mormons do, but no, they live everywhere.
6. Women can’t be leaders or speak in the LDS Church
Women can only be Relief Society Presidents or presiding Relief Society President. And even then their offices are still presided over by a man. Women were only allowed to pray in Sacrament meeting since 1978. They are not allowed to give opening and closing prayers at GC. They can't hold major leadership positions. They can't hold the priesthood. They can't baptize. But they can stay at home and have lots of babies.
7. All Mormons are Republicans.
Pretty much they are, but not all. There are some hard core TBM Mormon Apologists who believe that Mormons who are not Republican should be excommunicated.
8. A Mormon U.S. president would be a puppet of the LDS prophet.
Puppet? Not likely.
9. Mormons baptize corpses.
Pretty close but bad use of words. Mormons baptize dead people by proxy - not by digging up their bodies and what not. A guy in a white jumpsuit stands in a Mormon temple baptismal font - and a speaker reads off the name of a dead person, and the Mormon in the jumpsuit its baptized as if he/she were that person. Necro dunking we call it.
10. Mormons can’t use birth control.
The Mormon Church Handbook Of Instructions states that a male member should not have a vasectomy. Any Mormon will tell you that birth control is really wrong because the Cult wants you to have as many babies as possible. Future tithing payers are very very important. Truth is, it's one of those unspoken doctrines of nod your head, uh huh, yeah, we really "know" but wont "say".
11. Mormons get naked in the temple.
Yep they ARE NAKED just before they put on their white pajamas because they can't wear street clothes. And prior to 2005, they were completely NAKED under a white poncho. They were also touched on their naked bodies by temple workers as part of the endowment ceremony. These temple workers reached around inside the poncho and touched them. There are hundreds of posts from men who said the old guy accidentally touched their genitals. Don't lie about this Peggy.
12. Mormons don’t believe in the Bible.
They don't. They believe in the JST version. The Book of Mormon is far far more stressed. Any time I ever looked at the Bible it was always - was this translated correctly? The Book of Mormon always supersedes it.