Curse of Cain Doctrine - IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE (link)

[_The Mighty Builder]

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=231612 ... featured-3

SALT LAKE CITY — A new study is getting attention for claiming to have found genetic evidence that not only does Bigfoot exist — the creature is also part human.

A 5-year-long DNA study currently under peer review — meaning there is no credible scientific evidence yet — claims the creature is a human relative whose origins can be traced to 15,000 years ago. The creature apparently came into existence when female homo sapiens mated with males of an unknown primate species, according to the research.

A team of scientists in Texas sequenced samples of purported Bigfoot DNA and found that mitochondrial DNA, which is inherited from the mother, was identical to human mitochondrial DNA. But nuclear DNA samples — those with material from both parents — appeared to involve a "novel, unknown hominin related to Homo sapiens and other primate species."

[_The Mighty Builder]

Ketchum went one step further than claiming Bigfoot exists, though: the researcher called upon public officials and law enforcement to recognize the creature as an indigenous people.

"Government at all levels must recognize them as an indigenous people and immediately protect their human and Constitutional rights against those who would see in their physical and cultural differences a ‘license' to hunt, trap, or kill them," she said.

[_Dr. Shades]

First he needs to tell us how he got the DNA and how he knew the DNA was from bigfoot as opposed to another, known species.

[_Fence Sitter]

A team of scientists in Texas sequenced samples of purported Bigfoot DNA and found that mitochondrial DNA, which is inherited from the mother, was identical to human mitochondrial DNA. But nuclear DNA samples — those with material from both parents — appeared to involve a "novel, unknown hominin related to Homo sapiens and other primate species."

Is this team of scientists headed by Dr Jack Links?

[_The Mighty Builder]

First he needs to tell us how he got the DNA and how he knew the DNA was from bigfoot as opposed to another, known species.

Silly Dr. Shades

It's the TESTIMONY of Spencer Wooly Kimball that Cain is Bigfoot, therefore ANY (and I MEAN ANY) evidence that supports the "Words of the (or a,) Prophet MUST BE TRUE.

[_Willy Law]

My great..Uncle David Patten saw Cain. Talked to him whilst he rode his horse. Seems my great uncle was a bit of an ass. He liked for people to call him Captain Fear-Not and always had to wear a white jacket, which probably did not help camouflage him and he was shot in the gut and killed at the battle of crooked river. While he may not have been much in the way of a great military leader, you cannot deny he saw Cain--well I guess you can, so take this account with a grain of salt.
From the fearless Capt. Fear-not a.k.a. David Patten.

As I was riding along the road on my mule I suddenly noticed a very strange personage walking beside me…. His head was about even with my shoulders as I sat in my saddle. He wore no clothing, but was covered with hair. His skin was very dark. I asked him where he dwelt and he replied that he had no home, that he was a wanderer in the earth and traveled to and fro. He said he was a very miserable creature, that he had earnestly sought death during his sojourn upon the earth, but that he could not die, and his mission was to destroy the souls of men. About the time he expressed himself thus, I rebuked him in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by virtue of the Holy Priesthood, and commanded him to go hence, and he immediately departed out of my sight….

ETA this is the account Spencer Kimball used to base his theory that Cain=Bigfoot so, as mentioned above it must be true.