Could God the Father have been a horse thief?

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_Harold Lee
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Re: Could God the Father have been a horse thief?

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bcspace wrote:
It's becoming clear that if the active posters actually expressed in church 1/10 the beliefs they post here, they'd probably not be active right now.


Off the top of my head, I can't think of a belief or musing I've expressed here that I haven't expressed in Church, either over the pulpit or in a class discussion, including but not limited to: Evolution, local Flood, a "Star Trekian" hypothesis of creation, and Mor


LOL awesome. Assuming this was Gospel Doctrine. I've heard crazy things over the pulpit on Fast Sundays (like a woman in downtown Norfolk who claimed she told a mountain to move out of her backyard one day and it did). Those were always the best wards.

But please, share this one too. Jesus was half human half humanoid, because God isn't quite human but maybe something close. I'd love to hear how it's received.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&featu ... FYTc55nGEI

"I prefer a man who can swear a stream as long as my arm but deals justly with his brethren to the long, smooth-faced hypocrite." -Joseph Smith
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