Inspired Translation

[_Darth J]

See this sentence?

"Sono andato in chiesa. Dopo la riunione e' stata finita, ho mangiato un pezzo grosso di formaggio."

God told me those words mean, "George Washington was the best fighter pilot in U.S. history. His bombing runs single-handedly won the Civil War." God also told me what this means:



The red symbolizes communism, on which the United States was founded.
The stars are meant to represent the space aliens who dictated the Constitution to Abraham Lincoln after he won the Indianapolis 500.
The white symbolizes snow, because the United States declared its independence in winter.
The blue symbolizes water, and the Founding Fathers' belief that one day the United States would build a glorious utopia on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

The only way you can determine whether what I said really came from God is by asking Him. Then you can tell me what you experienced, and I will tell you whether God confirmed that what I said was true, or whether you need to keep trying.

By the way, God also told me that He wants you to give me 10% of your money and to let me micromanage your life.

[_Kishkumen]

The blue symbolizes water, and the Founding Fathers' belief that one day the United States would build a glorious utopia on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

Rock on.

[_ZelphtheGreat]

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/24/sport ... reach.html

Ice fishing is not the only fringe sport that has embraced drug testing. Competitors in darts, miniature golf, chess and tug of war were all tested in recent years, according to the sports’ organizers and the World Anti-Doping Agency.


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I think you should take up Ice Fishing and then publish the test results for us to see - might explain a lot.

[_The Mighty Builder]

Mr. Darth J

Mormon Bastard Jesus is going to send his Danites to KICK your Ass.

Blasphemer!!

[_Quasimodo]

See this sentence?

"Sono andato in chiesa. Dopo la riunione e' stata finita, ho mangiato un pezzo grosso di formaggio."

God told me those words mean, "George Washington was the best fighter pilot in U.S. history. His bombing runs single-handedly won the Civil War." God also told me what this means:



The red symbolizes communism, on which the United States was founded.
The stars are meant to represent the space aliens who dictated the Constitution to Abraham Lincoln after he won the Indianapolis 500.
The white symbolizes snow, because the United States declared its independence in winter.
The blue symbolizes water, and the Founding Fathers' belief that one day the United States would build a glorious utopia on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

The only way you can determine whether what I said really came from God is by asking Him. Then you can tell me what you experienced, and I will tell you whether God confirmed that what I said was true, or whether you need to keep trying.

By the way, God also told me that He wants you to give me 10% of your money and to let me micromanage your life.

Il formaggio è stato buono?

[_Darth J]

Il formaggio è stato buono?

Abbastanza. Preferisco l'asiago.

Or, per my prophetic consultation with God, "Yes, I did read 'For Whom the Bell Tolls.'"

[_Gadianton]

Yeah, that sounds pretty reasonable. I prayed, but so far I haven't felt like I've got an answer.

[_Kishkumen]

Yeah, that sounds pretty reasonable. I prayed, but so far I haven't felt like I've got an answer.

Keep trying!

[_Darth J]

Yeah, that sounds pretty reasonable. I prayed, but so far I haven't felt like I've got an answer.

Dean Robbers, if you did not get an answer, then may I respectfully suggest that you are not a true Scotsman?

[_sock puppet]

See this sentence?

"Sono andato in chiesa. Dopo la riunione e' stata finita, ho mangiato un pezzo grosso di formaggio."

God told me those words mean, "George Washington was the best fighter pilot in U.S. history. His bombing runs single-handedly won the Civil War." God also told me what this means:



The red symbolizes communism, on which the United States was founded.
The stars are meant to represent the space aliens who dictated the Constitution to Abraham Lincoln after he won the Indianapolis 500.
The white symbolizes snow, because the United States declared its independence in winter.
The blue symbolizes water, and the Founding Fathers' belief that one day the United States would build a glorious utopia on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

The only way you can determine whether what I said really came from God is by asking Him. Then you can tell me what you experienced, and I will tell you whether God confirmed that what I said was true, or whether you need to keep trying.

By the way, God also told me that He wants you to give me 10% of your money and to let me micromanage your life.

Darth J, I see no evidence of insincerity in your professions here, and therefore they are sacred and people should consider them from god.

By the way, what's your angle to use this to get people to give you money and to score some young tail?