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Found in the Hill Cumorah Vault top ten list
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:38 am
by _Maxrep
I apologize if this has been done before...
Top ten items found in the vault within the Hill Cumorah:
10. Commemorative glow in the dark "Jaredite Barge".
9. Janitorial supplies for Nephite places of worship.
8. Horse bones.
7. Blanket with the Hebrew inscription, "Have faith not to be healed".
6. Ancient schematics of a mall.
5. Style guide for artistic depictions of "large in stature" Nephites.
4. 2nd Watson letter.
3. Moroni's Red Bull sponsorship agreement for the upstate New York trek.
2. Depiction of Nephite youth performing the "Lamanite Shake".
1. Golems ring.
Re: Found in the Hill Cumorah Vault top ten list
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:16 pm
by _The Erotic Apologist
Top secret plans for the Jaredite submarines.
The ancient recipe for green Jell-O and carrots. (Ingredients: green Jell-O and carrots).
Re: Found in the Hill Cumorah Vault top ten list
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:26 pm
by _Maxrep
The Erotic Apologist wrote:Top secret plans for the Jaredite submarines.
The ancient recipe for green Jell-O and carrots. (Ingredients: green Jell-O and carrots).
Great. And borrowing from your first thought, "Commemorative glow in the dark Jaredite Barge".
Re: Found in the Hill Cumorah Vault top ten list
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:28 pm
by _The Erotic Apologist
Maxrep wrote:Great. And borrowing from your first thought, "Commemorative glow in the dark Jaredite Barge".
Glad to be of assistance, bro.
Re: Found in the Hill Cumorah Vault top ten list
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:07 pm
by _Ceeboo
Binders of women!
Re: Found in the Hill Cumorah Vault top ten list
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:10 pm
by _Bazooka
The skeletons of millions of Lamanite and Nephite warriors alongside their steel swords (some of which would be protruding from the skeletons' ribs, obviously....)
Re: Found in the Hill Cumorah Vault top ten list
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:34 pm
by _SteelHead
Transdimensional portal to where ever it is the lost 10 tribes are hiding.
Re: Found in the Hill Cumorah Vault top ten list
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:59 pm
by _Bazooka
The MDB mug that LDST won in Ceeboo's competition.
(That's right LDST and Ceeboo, I'm not over it. Not by a long way *shakes fist and grrrrrs*)
Re: Found in the Hill Cumorah Vault top ten list
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:00 pm
by _Bazooka
The three Nephites
Re: Found in the Hill Cumorah Vault top ten list
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:03 pm
by _Bret Ripley
A geochache log and some crappy toys.