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Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:32 pm
by _Darth J
Inspired counsel
Platitudes and made-up rules
Give us your tithing
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:39 pm
by _Sethbag
a testimony
is gained as it's born
confirmation bias
(sorry you have to kind of slur the last word into a single-ish syllable to make it work...)
ETA: better version
a testimony
is confirmation bias
gained in its bearing
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:42 pm
by _Darth J
Sided with Nazis
Said blacks are the spawn of Cain
We are the true church
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:47 pm
by _Darth J
Mormon Helping Hands
When we campaigned for Prop 8
Where were the t-shirts?
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:49 pm
by _Darth J
So many theories
To prove the Church's truth claims
The stupid, it burns
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:51 pm
by _Darth J
Tobin talks to God
God is Gene Roddenberry
Tobin is insane
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:54 pm
by _Stormy Waters
Facsimilie 3
Characters above his hand
Joseph can't translate
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:54 pm
by _Darth J
"Official doctrine"
Whistling past the graveyard
It's the same idea
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:56 pm
by _Darth J
Noah's ark is true
So is "Jack and the Beanstalk"
God, you bunch of rubes
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 11:02 pm
by _Darth J
Poisoning the well
The great and spacious building
It's the same idea