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Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:40 pm
by _Analytics
Darth J wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U-I8U9EHAA
Whole culture is camp
Church is so oblivious
It is almost sad
Alternatively:
Here is Mormon "Glee"
We all oppose gay marriage
But not gay dancing
<snort>
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:48 pm
by _Stormy Waters
Joe married thirty
Brigham had over fifty
Gays should not have one
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:49 pm
by _Darth J
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgqmyimVlfUUnintended camp
Liberace and Paul Lynde
Smiling up above
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:49 pm
by _Analytics
We need more converts
And fewer free thinking teens
Call to serve sooner
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:57 pm
by _Bob Loblaw
As man is God was
As God is man may become
Don't think we teach it.
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:59 pm
by _Bob Loblaw
Earrings, one per ear
White shirts and ties and no beards.
You're now a pickle.
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:04 pm
by _Bob Loblaw
Bullseye: Joseph's right.
When he gets it wrong, just say
"The scribes did it all."
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:09 pm
by _Darth J
Whatever Joe did
Is okay because it's Joe
We are not a cult
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:11 pm
by _Darth J
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:24 pm
by _rallychild
"Stop Masturbating!":
Spencer W. Kimball,
Bruce R. McConkie