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Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:05 pm
by _Stormy Waters
Create Golden Plates
Engrave reformed Egyptian
Read from stone in hat
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:12 pm
by _Doctor Scratch
No more "Mark of Cain"--
That wasn't really doctrine.
Now, lynching's "funny."
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:16 am
by _Racer
Meldrum says "Heartland"
Peterson says "Mexico"
Monson says nothing
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:28 am
by _Racer
TBM wife strips
Garments cover the good parts
Boner fading fast
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:36 am
by _Darth J
Racer wrote:Meldrum says "Heartland"
Peterson says "Mexico"
Monson says nothing
Win.
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:40 am
by _Ceeboo
Raccoon I was then
Now I am a freaking whale
How about that crap
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:02 am
by _Ceeboo
Loved one having doubts
What can we provide to help
Testimony glove
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:30 am
by _Stormy Waters
Where to find answers?
Nothing from God's annointed
Just apologists
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:49 am
by _Darth J
Jodi Arias
Chastity loopholes, she says
She is not the first
Re: Mormon Haiku
Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:55 am
by _Ceeboo
Numbers don't look good.
How can we increase total?
Baptize dead people!