Droopy wrote:Darth J wrote:
See, Droopy, your intimate familiarity with Zucker brothers movies makes it difficult to believe that you only saw The Kentucky Fried Movie one time in a theater in the 1970's, like you insisted when your habit of watching vile, vulgar R rated movies was announced from the rooftops.
A Fistful of Yen is pure genius. Never been topped.
So when Bong Soo Han had a dildo for a hand while he was lying in bed with that blonde woman, do you feel that the Spirit was pleased at this type of entertainment?
Airplane! also features a gratuitous shot of a woman's naked breasts. As this is the Terrestrial Forum, I will not link to it, but you can find it pretty readily with Google.
I did some quick cutting with the pause button some 25 years ago and edited that scene out when is showed on cable, giving me a de-gratuitified version of the classic
Airplane.
Sure you did.
To be fair, the seed of Cain had only been eligible for the priesthood for two years at the time
Airplane! was made. So it stands to reason that these descendants of Cain, who were born before the priesthood ban was lifted, might still possess some of the deficiencies they had because of choices they made in the pre-existence.
I also enjoyed seeing a woman being presided over in righteousness. Do you like to fantasize about doing that to Joanna Brooks, so you can show her her place?
Why do you watch such vulgar movies full of nudity and sexual innuendo when you have taken the oath and covenant of the priesthood, Droopy? How can you expect the Spirit to tarry with you when you defy the Bretheren's inspired counsel about what kinds of movies we should watch?
Darth, have you ever tried brushing your teeth with an arc welder?
That's probably the kind of diversionary retort Laman and Lemuel said, too, when mighty Nephi called them to repentance. Do you think you might get turned into an American Indian if you continue to reject the counsel of our modern oracles of the Lord? Why do you turn from the words of the prophets, Droopy, when you have sworn to uphold the oath and covenant of the priesthood?
Incidentally, Droopy, how do you know the Holy Ghost would have refused to give promptings to the administration at BYU's law school had they prayed over this hiring decision?
And if the Holy Ghost will not do anything for humans on earth that they are quite capable of doing for themselves, well, humans on earth are quite capable of finding out for themselves whether a posited ancient civilization ever actually existed. Therefore, since secular knowledge can determine whether there was a thousand-year civilization of advanced pre-Columbian Hebrews in America, and since secular knowledge can determine whether the Book of Abraham is an authentic translation of an ancient work written on the Chandler papyri, and since secular knowledge can determine whether the human race originated with a single mated pair in Missouri in 4,000 BCE, we need not bother the Holy Ghost about these matters.
Thanks for clearing that up, Droopy.
Amazing, three instances of
begging the question in one paragraph.
I see. Which one of those things is not asserted to be a fact by the LDS Church?
