End Mormon Sexually Invasive Interviews

[_zeezrom]

Afraid he would notice the stubble on your palms?
:lol:

Yep. I guess...

I recently told my TBM BFF, "Leaving the church was the best decision of my life."

The further I get away from the church, the less I concern myself with comments like BC's above and my memory of this kind of crap.

What a useless religion.

[_Rambo]

Afraid he would notice the stubble on your palms?

Yep. I guess...

I recently told my TBM BFF, "Leaving the church was the best decision of my life."

The further I get away from the church, the less I concern myself with comments like BC's above and my memory of this kind of crap.

What a useless religion.

True dat.

If I had a bishops interview today I would take out my iphone and start looking at an HD porn video right in front of the bishop. Who gives a crap!

[_zeezrom]

True dat.

If I had a bishops interview today I would take out my iphone and start looking at an HD porn video right in front of the bishop. Who gives a s***!

Wifi would be blocked inside the church building so you would have to visit with the executive secretary before hand to get the password. Then, you would find that sites like Facebook and such are blocked.

I'd probably bring some erotic fiction like The Perfumed Garden of the Shaykh Nefwazi or Fanny Hill - Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure.

I would read sections aloud for his edification and pleasure. Of course, it would start out as, "Bishop, I really feel bad about reading this story... Here, let me show you the passage that made me feel particularly guilty."

I might also bring a copy of this image with me (see below) and inform him that I dreamed I was a flute player with goat legs. I would ask him to please interpret my dream.

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Illustration by Aubrey Beardsley

[_bcspace]

Afraid he would notice the stubble on your palms?

Yep. I guess...

I recently told my TBM BFF, "Leaving the church was the best decision of my life."

The further I get away from the church, the less I concern myself with comments like BC's above and my memory of this kind of crap.

What a useless religion.

I think statements like that illustrate your ignorance of what actually goes on.

[_Rambo]

I think statements like that illustrate your ignorance of what actually goes on.

Oh yeah bcspace it's not like he was a Mormon all his life!

Do you think everyone on here is a liar?

[_bcspace]

Oh yeah bcspace it's not like he was a Mormon all his life!

Do you think everyone on here is a liar?

I've never met a critic of the Church who wasn't in some form or another.

[_Tchild]

Oh yeah bcspace it's not like he was a Mormon all his life!

Do you think everyone on here is a liar?

I've never met a critic of the Church who wasn't in some form or another.

Indeed. This place, and others like it, was created so that thousands of ex-believers could come together, not to share stories and to garner support and encouragement as they deconvert out of Mormonism and its mental conditioning...but to lie, so as to deceive an anonymous nobody on the internet.

Shades, your money is down the drain, the truth is out.

[_Rambo]

Shades, your money is down the drain, the truth is out.

Damn the gig is up!

I'm actually Ed Decker trying to destroy the Mormon church one lie at a time. That BC is sure a smart one for figuring it out!

[_rallychild]

Wifi would be blocked inside the church building so you would have to visit with the executive secretary before hand to get the password. Then, you would find that sites like Facebook and such are blocked.

Pro tip: The Wifi password for every church (that i've been to) in the state of Utah is Pioneer47. Hasn't failed me yet.

P.S.- Some sites do have a hard time once connected to "LDSaccess." I find that Instagram has a difficult time, but other things like Twitter and Facebook don't have a problem.

[_zeezrom]

Pro tip: The Wifi password for every church (that i've been to) in the state of Utah is Pioneer47. Hasn't failed me yet.

P.S.- Some sites do have a hard time once connected to "LDSaccess." I find that Instagram has a difficult time, but other things like Twitter and Facebook don't have a problem.

OMG that is the password in our ward too!