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_SteelHead
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Shades, did you ever get your pant leg caught up in the front gear set? I know I did. Even with a velco cuff thingy, which fell off from time to time.
Billowy skirts, gears, chains and spokes is a recipe for disaster.
Then again as a missionary on a bike I was intentionally riding through creeks, bombing 4 foot drops, slamming stairs and what not. Have to keep myself entertained.
Cruising down a hill at a good clip and entangling that skirt will result in a lot of lost skin.
Billowy skirts, gears, chains and spokes is a recipe for disaster.
Then again as a missionary on a bike I was intentionally riding through creeks, bombing 4 foot drops, slamming stairs and what not. Have to keep myself entertained.
Cruising down a hill at a good clip and entangling that skirt will result in a lot of lost skin.
It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener at war.
Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
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Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
~Bill Hamblin
Re: What is wrong with this picture?
Polygamy-Porter wrote:
Edited to add: I tried to get both of the sexier pix in, but I had to eliminate the programming for the earlier quotes, and I deleted incorrectly.
Consider that both of the beautiful pictures are reproduced in this post--because they are beautiful.
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_Dr. Shades
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SteelHead wrote:Shades, did you ever get your pant leg caught up in the front gear set? I know I did. Even with a velco cuff thingy, which fell off from time to time.
Mine never got stuck, but it did get chewed up little by little.
Billowy skirts, gears, chains and spokes is a recipe for disaster.
The sisters never had a problem with that, to my knowledge, because all Japanese schoolgirls are required to wear similar billowy dresses as part of their school uniforms, so all girls' bikes come off the assembly line with their chains fully enclosed by metal covers.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
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_Polygamy-Porter
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It must be awful, both emotional and especially physically, for the sisters to ride their crappy beach cruiser bikes while on their period.
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Sister Missionaries should not be riding on bikes. All Sister Missioners should be given a car to drive and ride in. The Church can easily afford to do that.
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Brackite wrote:Sister Missionaries should not be riding on bikes. All Sister Missioners should be given a car to drive and ride in. The Church can easily afford to do that.
The church has been sucking the local members for free/cheap housing for years now. I doubt they have a budget for the prissy sisters to drive around.
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_Quasimodo
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Why not this?

They built a mall, how many Vespas would that buy?

They built a mall, how many Vespas would that buy?
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
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So who is the senior companion ? and forget the bikes they should be riding pink ponies!
and the lassie on the Vespa , the issue is her obvious unworthiness given cleavage over garment!
just sayin!
and the lassie on the Vespa , the issue is her obvious unworthiness given cleavage over garment!
just sayin!
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:
They're sneaking off to a Volbeat concert at USANA Amphitheater? Isn't that the only thing out that way?
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It is good to know the Sisters are bringing the Gospel to third world countries.
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