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just me wrote:I still don't get it. Why didn't God have nips? Where did he come from?

From the word of his power after there were three gathered together and agreed before time existed.

You are thinking too much as a Mormon that God was just some guy who got exalted. Phooey. IT IS NOT SO.

How could it ever cease to be a mystery? The difference between God and what he commands to bring forth after their kind is where you get them nips. Okay?

In the beginning God nipped man. Both male and female nipped he them.
So to nip their arrogance in the bud, so to speak, lest they see too much of God in the creature.
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Nightlion wrote:
just me wrote:I still don't get it. Why didn't God have nips? Where did he come from?

From the word of his power after there were three gathered together and agreed before time existed.

You are thinking too much as a Mormon that God was just some guy who got exalted. Phooey. IT IS NOT SO.

How could it ever cease to be a mystery? The difference between God and what he commands to bring forth after their kind is where you get them nips. Okay?

In the beginning God nipped man. Both male and female nipped he them.
So to nip their arrogance in the bud, so to speak, lest they see too much of God in the creature.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Where did the three come from? What manner of being were they?
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just me wrote:
Nightlion wrote:From the word of his power after there were three gathered together and agreed before time existed.

You are thinking too much as a Mormon that God was just some guy who got exalted. Phooey. IT IS NOT SO.

How could it ever cease to be a mystery? The difference between God and what he commands to bring forth after their kind is where you get them nips. Okay?

In the beginning God nipped man. Both male and female nipped he them.
So to nip their arrogance in the bud, so to speak, lest they see too much of God in the creature.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Where did the three come from? What manner of being were they?

You need to read your Book of Abraham were the Lord tells of intelligences existing one greater than another and so on to God who is greater than they all. There were three of these greatest who agreed to be one in purpose and composed all creation together. They divided the functions into three parts:
by the will of the Father
by the commanding word of the Son
by the power of the Holy Ghost

You laugh but certainly you have heard of this before.

No matter, you only glory in doubts. Whoopie!
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Nightlion wrote:You need to read your Book of Abraham were the Lord tells of intelligences existing one greater than another and so on to God who is greater than they all. There were three of these greatest who agreed to be one in purpose and composed all creation together. They divided the functions into three parts:
by the will of the Father
by the commanding word of the Son
by the power of the Holy Ghost

You laugh but certainly you have heard of this before.

No matter, you only glory in doubts. Whoopie!



I was laughing at this and I thought you intended it to be funny.
In the beginning God nipped man. Both male and female nipped he them.
So to nip their arrogance in the bud, so to speak, lest they see too much of God in the creature.


So, what is an intelligence? Does God have a body?
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just me wrote:
Nightlion wrote:You need to read your Book of Abraham where the Lord tells of intelligences existing one greater than another and so on to God who is greater than they all. There were three of these greatest who agreed to be one in purpose and composed all creation together. They divided the functions into three parts:
by the will of the Father
by the commanding word of the Son
by the power of the Holy Ghost

You laugh but certainly you have heard of this before.

No matter, you only glory in doubts. Whoopie!



I was laughing at this and I thought you intended it to be funny.
In the beginning God nipped man. Both male and female nipped he them.
So to nip their arrogance in the bud, so to speak, lest they see too much of God in the creature.


So, what is an intelligence? Does God have a body?


Yeah, sorry I did not make the right connection there. My attitude was showing.
About God having a body. Well, hmm, let the Mormons run for cover because they three all share that one body that sits upon the throne of God's power. Take turns actually. When they each take their turns at being Christ they get a clone of the same body. Then that body becomes a sacrament unto all saints when Christ is given the central seat of power when this world is perfected. Jesus Christ will take up the seat of God the Father. Which seat is vacated entirely by THE HOLY GHOST of the Father to that office in the Godhead as the one who WAS the Holy Ghost gets bumped over to become the reigning God's Christ and Only Begotten Son. There are not exalted Mormons from anywhere in the universe getting up into this eternal round. Won't happen. Never happened. Can't happen.

D&C 88
18 Therefore, it must needs be sanctified from all unrighteousness, that it may be prepared for the celestial glory;
19 For after it hath filled the measure of its creation, it shall be crowned with glory, even with the presence of God the Father;
20 That bodies who are of the celestial kingdom may possess it forever and ever; for, for this intent was it made and created, and for this intent are they sanctified.


That is why this verse says...God and HIS Christ....meaning, not our Jesus Christ, but the next one.
D&C 76
62 These shall dwell in the presence of God and his Christ forever and ever.


Here again it is made plain that Christ becomes God the Father.

D&C 130: 9
9 This earth, in its sanctified and immortal state, will be made like unto crystal and will be a Urim and Thummim to the inhabitants who dwell thereon, whereby all things pertaining to an inferior kingdom, or all kingdoms of a lower order, will be manifest to those who dwell on it; and this earth will be Christ’s.


Which is why the cubic city of God that descends in the Book of Revelation is trucked over from where it now is to be inserted into this world. So even the Bible states that Christ is married to the Holy City which is the headquarters of God.

Revelation 21:
9 And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb’s wife.
10 And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,
11 Having the glory of God: and her light was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal;


Intelligence is what we are that is uncreated. The raw element of God's organization. It would be what gets added upon that responds to the commandments of God respective to each creation. Since we are capable to respond we can also, un-respond, which is sin.
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just me wrote:I still don't get it. Why didn't God have nips?
Because he had a certain Shades who moderated them out.

Genesis 1 wrote:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.


And female nips are no-no...
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Mormonism can throw up some surreal moments sometimes.

Over on MDDB we recently had Rob Osborn trying to convince us that God still has a sperm sack and that all of the spirit children are conceived with his heavenly wife by fertilising her eggs in exactly the same way as we conceive children on earth (I kid you not... it was one of the biggest LOLs I've had on that board). I'd have dismissed Rob Osborn as a troll months ago if he weren't so persistent and consistent.

Over here on MDB we have someone going the opposite direction convinced that God doesn't even have nipples (I'm guessing that means they're also a bit like Barbie and Ken in the nether regions??)
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mackay11 wrote:Mormonism can throw up some surreal moments sometimes.

Over on MDDB we recently had Rob Osborn trying to convince us that God still has a sperm sack and that all of the spirit children are conceived with his heavenly wife by fertilising her eggs in exactly the same way as we conceive children on earth (I kid you not... it was one of the biggest LOLs I've had on that board). I'd have dismissed Rob Osborn as a troll months ago if he weren't so persistent and consistent.

Over here on MDB we have someone going the opposite direction convinced that God doesn't even have nipples (I'm guessing that means they're also a bit like Barbie and Ken in the nether regions??)

Hey, how come Rob Osborn is named and I am just some someone? I use Nightlion as a handle here but most folks know my name is James Muir.

Ask the kind people over on that other board if they have ever heard of me. :lol: :lol: :lol: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: They be lyin' sure.

And everyone who gets resurrected shy of exaltation will be the same barbie and ken, but without the barbies either. They will be more like God. What's to cry about?
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