Calling BULL crap on Bednar the Dunnster

[_Mormonicious]

In the viewtopic.php?f=1&t=36095 posting Bednar claims:

1. •He said there are so many convert baptisms every week that they are having 20-30 confirmations each sacrament meeting, so that a bishop recently asked him if they should have a special meeting just for the confirmations. His response was, ‘think of the first meeting of the church in this dispensation. They conducted business, confirmed newly baptised members, and bore testimonies. You are in good company. Besides, you don’t have to listen to boring talks!’

If true, the Convert Baptism numbers revealed at the Annual April Bull crap Conference better have numbers closer to the 500,000 level vs. the 280,000 level. We will see how truthful this claim is.

2. •He said that the church is growing so fast worldwide that, for all the units to have beautiful chapels like this to meet in, we would all have to pay 80% tithing. "Will you and I keep pace? "

REALLY? Don't the new converts pay tithing? Shouldn't the vast increase in members also mean an increase in the tithes received. And even if they are "third world" dirt poor, the amount spent on their new buildings could be in-line with the tithing received. Why don't you buy these Chapels http://www.ebay.com/itm/Duro-Steel-65x1 ... 41894da6b9

3. •The future if the church is not reflected in units of the church like this (gesturing out to the congregation).

Then why build ANY new Chapels. Just meet in the members homes. Tell all them Mormons who pridefully boast about a new Chapel in their neighborhood that it has been sold and the ward will be meeting in a Bowling Alley.

4. •In Ghana, the government confiscated the church property, and the saints were not allowed to worship in the chapels. So the priesthood leaders traveled from village to village, visiting the saints, administering the sacrament, and teaching the gospel. When the government relented and they were able to return to their church buildings, retention was high and baptisms had continued. From this, the presidency and quorum of the 12 learned that we don’t really need buildings to have church. All we really need is the priesthood authority, the Book of Mormon, and a mango tree to sit under.

Then invest in Mango trees and give ALL THE MONEY TO THE POOR!

5. •"What you have come to believe the church is, will go away. The people who will struggle most with that will be the people in North America." You don't have to have a building to meet.

OR is it, What we told you the Mormon Church is, is a bunch of Bull crap and as we start telling the true history of Horny Holy Joe and his Magicians there will be no Struggle because the people of North America will resign.

6. •Doubt not, fear not. There's a difference between doubtful disputations and earnest inquiry. You don't need to be afraid. Doubt not, fear not, but keep pace. Repent. Turn again to the Lord. Substitute ‘turn ye’ for ‘repent ye’, when reading the scriptures.

OR easier stated, Believe the Bull crap, Trust in the Bull crap, never Doubt those who give you the Bull crap, Bull crap, Bull crap, Bull crap. . . . . . . .