Polygamy-Porter wrote:Let me answer with the pat reply from the online sales force of LDS Inc(a.k.a. missionaries):
Have you read the Book of Mormon?
If you have, have you prayed about it and got a confirmation that it is TRUE?
Wha?? wait, I did not hear what you said, because it was incorrect.
Well, I HAVE READ the Book of Mormon! And I prayed to God asking if it was TRUE and he told me it was true!
I'm sorry did you say something? Sorry, I am not hearing what I want you to say..
I KNOW that Joseph Smith WAS a prophet of GOD!
And, wait what?? You asked a question but it was not the right one...
I KNOW that Thommy S. Moonson is a TRUE prophet of the TRUE church on this TRUE planet of the TRUE Heavenly Fodder!
Oh? You prayed and God said WHAT??? *shock/horror/disbelief*
Well you must have not prayed EARNESTLY to KNOW the TRUTH, otherwise you would be like ME!
*all future correspondence will be ignored from you*
Bye, have terribly nice day.
Polygamy-Porter, there may be some missionaries out there that are (remotely) similar to your cartoonish depiction, but I was not anything like this, nor will my wife or I be anything like this when we serve our retirement mission.