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Re: NY Times- It’s Official: Mormon Founder Had Up to 40 Wiv

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:24 pm
by _Fence Sitter
I guess I haven't made the ignore list again quite yet.

Quasi you will have to take back the cluster.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: NY Times- It’s Official: Mormon Founder Had Up to 40 Wiv

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:30 pm
by _Doctor CamNC4Me
I wonder where Brigham Young got the idea he could have sex with his plural wives?

Anyway, one of the more bizarre instances of Joseph Smith's secret marriage was to Zina Jacobs. Mr. Smith married her when she was 7 months pregnant? Whaaaat?

- Doc

Re: NY Times- It’s Official: Mormon Founder Had Up to 40 Wiv

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:37 pm
by _Quasimodo
Fence Sitter wrote:I guess I haven't made the ignore list again quite yet.

Quasi you will have to take back the cluster.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Hang on to it for a while. It looks like you will soon earn it. :lol:

Re: NY Times- It’s Official: Mormon Founder Had Up to 40 Wiv

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:38 pm
by _Bazooka
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:I wonder where Brigham Young got the idea he could have sex with his plural wives?


Same place as Joseph, the spiritual promptings from between his legs.

Re: NY Times- It’s Official: Mormon Founder Had Up to 40 Wiv

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:51 pm
by _Jesse Pinkman
sock puppet wrote:I wonder why Mormon god wanted JSJr to have sex with more women than just wife, Emma?

It seems pretty obvious why Mormon god would not want Tobin to possibly replicate any of his genes. What doesn't make sense is why Mormon god would insist that JSJr have extra sex, and then not preserve much righteous seed in the process.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: NY Times- It’s Official: Mormon Founder Had Up to 40 Wiv

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:44 am
by _Tator
consiglieri wrote:For some reason, Joseph Smith's claim he was compelled to practice plural marriage by threats of destruction from a sword-wielding angel remind me of this scene . . .


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I'm sore from laughing, it is exactly the same, pistol or sword.

Re: NY Times- It’s Official: Mormon Founder Had Up to 40 Wiv

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:49 am
by _Tim the Enchanter
consiglieri wrote:For some reason, Joseph Smith's claim he was compelled to practice plural marriage by threats of destruction from a sword-wielding angel remind me of this scene . . .


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"One move and the prophet gets it!"

"Do what he say! Do what he say!"

I like to think my Blazing Saddles reference yesterday somehow led to this, but it's probably just a coincidence. :-)

Re: NY Times- It’s Official: Mormon Founder Had Up to 40 Wiv

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:55 am
by _SteelHead
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:I wonder where Brigham Young got the idea he could have sex with his plural wives?

Anyway, one of the more bizarre instances of Joseph Smith's secret marriage was to Zina Jacobs. Mr. Smith married her when she was 7 months pregnant? Whaaaat?

- Doc


Can't get her pregnant when she already is?

Re: NY Times- It’s Official: Mormon Founder Had Up to 40 Wiv

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:52 am
by _sock puppet
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:I wonder where Brigham Young got the idea he could have sex with his plural wives?

Anyway, one of the more bizarre instances of Joseph Smith's secret marriage was to Zina Jacobs. Mr. Smith married her when she was 7 months pregnant? Whaaaat?

- Doc
So, he consummated the marriage 7 months in advance, huh?