As zeezrom began with his soul racking confession of ignorance and culpability for his fall from the One and Only TRUE Church, I have started this thread so all those who feel so inclined can also confess.
Let me start. I too, believed my Primary and Sunday school teachers, read and repeated the teachings found in the Mormon Church manuals, memorized the redacted and "Mormonized" version of the scriptures. And like zeezrom, spent my fair amount of study time watching the King of Queens, playing sports, doing secular homework (and researching) just to fritter away my youth with no thought of getting to the "meat" of the Mormon gospel.
Therefore, I confess my sins against Mormon Jesus and his 19th century "Sex Cult". Please forgive me and allow me to pay all my back tithing (gross not net by the way) to once again become worthy of Horny Holy Joe's House of Handshakes.
As confession is good for the Soul this thread allows for it
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As confession is good for the Soul this thread allows for it
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