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Re: Desnews top story? Pray MORE and pray better. DUH?

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:07 pm
by _Zadok
Chap wrote:It also helps him do his job if we also tell him at regular intervals how absolutely blooming super-marvelous he is. He needs the reassurance, and really appreciates it.
This is necessary so you let Mormon-God know that once you get to Super VIP-Heaven, you'll continue to be a total suck-up and that what ever HIS will is, it will be YOUR will too. This will assure Mormon-God that giving you a brain of your own, and creativity, and the ability to think was not a mistake on His part!!!

Re: Desnews top story? Pray MORE and pray better. DUH?

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:05 am
by _Polygamy-Porter
cinepro wrote:
Polygamy-Porter wrote:In other parts of the world humans are being slaughtered in the name of another god.

What top story is headlined by the newspaper which is owned by Jesus's corporation?


What are you talking about? That story is a column in the "Faith" section of the newspaper, and at the time I checked (11:57am 1/14/2015), it was listed seventh in the list of "Other Headlines" towards the bottom of the page among all the other columns and incidental stories. It didn't appear anywhere on the DN main page. And there is a Charlie Hebdo related story headlined above it in that list.

http://www.deseretnews.com/home

So for those who are wondering what the answer to the question is, these are the top stories "headlined" by the DN at this time:

Ahhh nope. :rolleyes:

It was listed under the top stories column when I saw it.

Just like right now(12:04am MST), a top story listed is about the recent lost and regained testimony propaganda video released by LDS Inc PR department on youtube.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Re: Desnews top story? Pray MORE and pray better. DUH?

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:38 am
by _moksha
cinepro wrote:
Top Stories

-Jon Huntsman Jr. disagrees with his dad, calls Sen. Mike Lee 'impressive'


This certainly is one of those stories where politics can warp the very fabric of reality.

Re: Desnews top story? Pray MORE and pray better. DUH?

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:31 am
by _Bazooka
cinepro wrote:That story is a column in the "Faith" section of the newspaper.....


It's not a newspaper, it's Mormon propaganda.

Re: Desnews top story? Pray MORE and pray better. DUH?

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:08 pm
by _Zadok
A 'Top' story for the Deseret news is anything they can get approved by the censors, PR department, lawyers, and brethren on the same day.

Re: Desnews top story? Pray MORE and pray better. DUH?

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:06 pm
by _Finn the human
Most people know about Dr. Petersen's weekly article in the desnews. Fewer have discovered that the Eyre's also make regular contributions. These types of articles are a delight to the faithful and exmo masochist alike.