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Which Apostle will try explainging the magic peepstone?
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:55 pm
by _SuperDell
Will it be Holland? Making excuses and telling one and all 'we always knew it'?
Oaks, blaming members for being slothful in not knowing this great truth? Maybe explaining the link between magic peepstones and salamanders?
Monson? Starting to explain and then losing his place...
Re: Which Apostle will try explainging the magic peepstone?
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:59 pm
by _Doctor CamNC4Me
Do they need to explain it? I mean, they have an exhibit at their Church History museum which pretty much lays it all out. They straight up state Joseph Smith used the peep stone in a hat along with the UT to 'translate' the Book of Mormon. It's plain as day, and very bizarre. Very bizarre.
Plus, as stated in the other thread, the Ministry of Truth has started to remove all misleading artwork from their publications.
- Doc
Re: Which Apostle will try explainging the magic peepstone?
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:34 pm
by _ludwigm
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:...
Plus, as stated in the other thread, the Ministry of Truth has started to remove all misleading artwork from their publications.
- Doc
It is interesting; all totalitarian regime/department/group creates its own Ministry of Truth. Called whatever Committee (Strengthening The Members C~e, Correlation C~e, Membership Organization C~e of Keyholders, or pvt/ranker maklelan only).
Re: Which Apostle will try explainging the magic peepstone?
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 6:08 pm
by _sock puppet
SuperDell wrote:Will it be Holland? Making excuses and telling one and all 'we always knew it'?
Oaks, blaming members for being slothful in not knowing this great truth? Maybe explaining the link between magic peepstones and salamanders?
Monson? Starting to explain and then losing his place...
I think you can count out Uchtdorf, Ballard and Cook. None touched that
stinky turdpeep stone.
Re: Which Apostle will try explainging the magic peepstone?
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:34 pm
by _Maksutov
sock puppet wrote:SuperDell wrote:Will it be Holland? Making excuses and telling one and all 'we always knew it'?
Oaks, blaming members for being slothful in not knowing this great truth? Maybe explaining the link between magic peepstones and salamanders?
Monson? Starting to explain and then losing his place...
I think you can count out Uchtdorf, Ballard and Cook. None touched that
stinky turdpeep stone.
I can see Holland shaking his jowls over this "mystery". Or they might just breeze right past it and "answer the question that should have been asked. Once upon a time there was a young boy named Joseph Smith..." Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
