I have a question wrote:*Truck driven by a hunchback carrying an opened bottle of wine goes past, splashing him with spray*
I'll have you know that many NeverMos are still respectful of (most) laws. That fine hunchback would never drive with an open container in the vehicle. Unless, of course, it was an open container of a hot beverage.
Proud to be the first of the "February Four" expelled from the Ceebooist branch of NeverMormonism.
I have a question wrote:*Truck driven by a hunchback carrying an opened bottle of wine goes past, splashing him with spray*
I'll have you know that many NeverMos are still respectful of (most) laws. That fine hunchback would never drive with an open container in the vehicle. Unless, of course, it was an open container of a hot beverage.
Thanks for defending me, Chuck! I would never drive drinking from an open bottle of wine unless I thought I could get away with it. I can't do anything without being caught.
Outside the truck, you can always find me with an open bottle of Cab.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
Chuck Finley wrote:Your NeverMormonism sounds like, well, Mormonism. We need a new leader. Like, yesterday.
Thank you so much.
by the way, I don't drink. I used to consider it a pious (AA) virtue. After several years of one drink a month or less, I discovered that my blood pressure skyrockets the day after a glass of wine. I hope that does not disqualify me from leadership in the nevermo community.
Problems with auto-correct: In Helaman 6:39, we see the Badmintons, so similar to Skousenite Mormons, taking over the government and abusing the rights of many.
Always Changing wrote:by the way, I don't drink. I used to consider it a pious (AA) virtue. After several years of one drink a month or less, I discovered that my blood pressure skyrockets the day after a glass of wine. I hope that does not disqualify me from leadership in the nevermo community.
Not at all. We're going to need a designated driver
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.- Super Hans
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.- H. L. Mencken
Chuck Finley wrote:Your NeverMormonism sounds like, well, Mormonism. We need a new leader. Like, yesterday.
Thank you so much.
by the way, I don't drink. I used to consider it a pious (AA) virtue. After several years of one drink a month or less, I discovered that my blood pressure skyrockets the day after a glass of wine. I hope that does not disqualify me from leadership in the nevermo community.
I don't drink either so I'm glad that wasn't a requirement to join your splinter group! I really needed to mainly know about the EB tanks and the holes in my head. I would have sneaked the Yoga anyway.
p.s. Is it okay to wear ear climbers? I've been looking at them and I really want to give them a try!
Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.
Chinese Proverb
*IHAQ stands just inside his front porch, rain dripping from his sodden clothing onto the mat forming an ever-growing puddle. "What's up love?" Mrs IHAQ says to him, noticing the deeply crestfallen demeanour on his cold, pink face. IHAQ just barely manages to acknowledge the question with a half sigh half sob. "Come and sit down in front of the fire and get dried off" she encouraged and led him gently by the ice cold damp hand to where she had dutifully prepared a fresh fire for her Priesthood Holder. As he he slumped into the old, busted armchair she passed him the Shady Acres Times And Seasons free paper that had plopped onto the now damp mat an hour earlier. "It's those damned NeverMo's again isn't it." A statement not a question. IHAQ raised a single tousled eyebrow in acknowledgement. "Well listen, they're no good, they're a cult and you don't want anything to do with them." With that she left the room.
IHAQ picked up the newspaper, the headline read "CULT Expels the February Four!". He put it down again and picked up his scriptures. Still something didn't feel right. He looked around and saw The Precious, his CTR ring. Yes, it turned his finger green during prolonged periods of exposure but he needed its protection now more than ever. He slipped it on and pretended Satan couldn't see him.
"Honey, I've brought you something nice to cheer you up" Mrs IHAQ entered the room again holding something behind her back. IHAQ looked puzzled, he'd got his CTR ring and scriptures, what else could possibly cheer him up more than those? he wondered. "Here's a nice warm Barley Cup...and.....your Testimony Glove!"*
“When we are confronted with evidence that challenges our deeply held beliefs we are more likely to reframe the evidence than we are to alter our beliefs. We simply invent new reasons, new justifications, new explanations. Sometimes we ignore the evidence altogether.” (Mathew Syed 'Black Box Thinking')
Jersey Girl wrote: I don't drink either so I'm glad that wasn't a requirement to join your splinter group! I really needed to mainly know about the EB tanks and the holes in my head. I would have sneaked the Yoga anyway.
p.s. Is it okay to wear ear climbers? I've been looking at them and I really want to give them a try!
All jewelry is to be revered in our NeverMo church. The brighter the bling the closer to God.
Our God wants us to be gorgeous, we will have none of this 'frumpiness for the Lord'.
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.- Super Hans
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.- H. L. Mencken
MissTish wrote:All jewelry is to be revered in our NeverMo church. The brighter the bling the closer to God.
Our God wants us to be gorgeous, we will have none of this 'frumpiness for the Lord'.
Not necessarily. Each to her own. Frumpiness is a virtue in those who have given up on men.
Problems with auto-correct: In Helaman 6:39, we see the Badmintons, so similar to Skousenite Mormons, taking over the government and abusing the rights of many.
