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Re: Giving Breaks
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:09 pm
by _Kishkumen
DarkHelmet wrote:And give the Negroes a break for being less valiant in the pre-existence. And on a related note, give the Mexicans and Indians a break for being descended from Lamanites. Isn't it time that God made all the dark races white again? How long is he going to hold a grudge?
We can maybe forgive white people for being so stupid as to make up this kind of idiotic, hateful crap.
Re: Giving Breaks
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:10 pm
by _Maksutov
DarkHelmet wrote:And give the Negroes a break for being less valiant in the pre-existence. And on a related note, give the Mexicans and Indians a break for being descended from Lamanites. Isn't it time that God made all the dark races white again? How long is he going to hold a grudge?
Good points.
Then we're told that the Dad searching for his prodigal son was great, but Heavenly Father condemns his son Lucifer forever. No reconciliation? Even though Lu helped him out in Genesis? What a hardass.
Re: Giving Breaks
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:13 pm
by _Runtu
Give Mark Hofmann a break.
Re: Giving Breaks
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:19 pm
by _Maksutov
Give Korihor a break.
Re: Giving Breaks
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:52 pm
by _DarkHelmet
From now on, this is how worthiness interviews should go:
Do you obey the Word of Wisdom? No, but come on, give me a break, man.
Do you masturbate? Yes, but come on, give me a break, man.
Do you do your home teaching? No, but come on, give me a break, man.
Do you pay tithing? No, but come on, give me a break, man.
etc.
etc.
etc.
Re: Giving Breaks
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:49 am
by _Kishkumen
Give Kishkumen a break.
Just thought I'd float that balloon.
Re: Giving Breaks
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:01 am
by _Quasimodo
Kishkumen wrote:Give Kishkumen a break.
Just thought I'd float that balloon.
Will there be tee shirts available with that logo?
Re: Giving Breaks
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 2:34 am
by _moksha
Yeah, like any of you would support Giacomo Casanova, Gilles de Rais or Donatien Alphonse François since they would have readily given Joseph Smith a break.
Re: Giving Breaks
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 11:10 am
by _SuperDell
Mao and the rest are Mormons. Baptized, confirmed and the whole deal.
Adolf Hitler is even has Eva Braun sealed to him for all eternity in the Temple. Talk about giving a guy a break?
Are the two US Presidents Brigham & Co so hated still not members?
Re: Giving Breaks
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:37 pm
by _SteelHead
For Kish
