Would Jesus wear a suit and tie like the Q15?

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Re: Would Jesus wear a suit and tie like the Q15?

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What part of the english language of "might and etc." do you not understand?

Those two words can include "others", not simply Asia miss universe.
I also didn't say "Asia".... I said "Asian religions", and then indicated ETC. which can mean OTHER religions, not simply Asian.

:confused:

Ugh the utter ignorance of you people is astounding.
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ldsfaqs wrote:What part of the english language of "might and etc." do you not understand?

Those two words can include "others", not simply Asia miss universe.


I renounced that title.


I understand English quite well, but I'm not sure that your jibberish qualifiies as 'English'.
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ldsfaqs wrote:And obviously "women" tend to where a different style of clother. Offenders for a word.


Omg. Fuqs is offending way more than a single word here. I'm guessing even DCP wouldn't want his book title used by this Mormon.

I also like how he has summed up the full patriarchal lds mindset, 'leaders' wear suits, obviously 'women' is a different category.

Fuqs, since you're still online, how about some references for your unsupported facts? also still need citations for this morning's plagiarisms.
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Read again my edit..... Your lack of comprehension skills is not my "gibberish".... it's yours.
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ldsfaqs wrote:Read again my edit..... Your lack of comprehension skills is not my "gibberish".... it's yours.

Well yes, our lack of comprehension is exactly a function of your 'gibberish.'
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ldsfaqs wrote:People tend to where what there "cultures" where at the time.
Christ did the same when he was on the earth.
He also was a "casual travelor"..... which means he dreased in the casual dress of the day.

It's "wear," not "where," "their" not "there." I often make the second mistake while typing quickly, so I won't cast as big a stone on that one. Secondly, cultures exist, so I'm not sure whether you are casting that into doubt by using scare quotes around it.

ldsfaqs wrote:Thus, if Christ came today as a man instead of before, and he's a church leader, and since the church is already on the earth, he would wear what church leaders wear.

"Before" refers to the placement of something in time, "as a man" describes his manner of coming irrespective of time, so the connection of these with "instead of" really makes no sense. Regarding your second point, the variety of church leader apparel is so varied it's really meaningless to attempt to generalize. Here are some church leaders. Please be more specific about which apparel you think Jesus, as a church leader, is likely to wear.
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This being Mormon Jesus, however, I agree it's likely he'll appear more in the form of the retired Pope Benedict:
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ldsfaqs wrote:Note also how ALL leaders of the world, be it government, religious, etc. in fact where "Suits".
The only exceptions might be some "Asian" religions etc. that have their own traditional fine cloathing to where for important events.

Is cloathing the technical term for clothes worn by the self-loathing? If Jesus is supposed to return in fine traditional cloathing, he might end up looking like this:
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ldsfaqs wrote:Of course, in fact when Christ comes again, he will be coming in power, not as a man, so he will likely be wearing clothes similar to what he wore while on the earth, thus the older style dress/robes similar to how LDS pictures portray him when he comes again. But, who knows.

If you ask women, to come "in power" is to come as a man, so I'm not sure your statement is internally consistent. Your main point is that to come in power, not as a man, implies that he will dress as he did when he was on Earth the first time, ie: as a man. Again, not internally consistent, and secondly, a non sequitur, as there's no obvious implication that his manner of return is connected in any way with the clothing styles of any previous visitations.

ldsfaqs wrote:As usual, the liberal anti-mormon mind doesn't know how to think beyond the obvious.

The church is obviously not true. Until you've dealt with that, I'm not sure what you think you will gain by looking beyond it.
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:And shave off that nappy ass beard after getting a corporate haircut?

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When Yeshua, ie: Yeshy to his friends, was young, he was a little wild, leaving his parents to go hang out with strangers in the temple, and other hooliganism unfit to put into print (which explains the 30 year gap in the Bible). But one day he received his patriarchal blessing, and it affected him so profoundly he totally turned his life around, starting doing his home teaching, got himself appointed to a bishopric in a student ward at BYU, did such a good job enforcing the honor code and revoking dissident students' ecclesiastical endorsements that he was promoted to the stake presidency, and continued working his way up until he now has made Area Authority as part of the 23rd Quorum of Seventy, and is henceforth referred to as Elder Jesus H. Christ.
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just me wrote:Actually, I think he would wear a dress to use his power to break down gender norms. And ask to be called Jessie.


i think He's already returned to begin His Reign...

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8 of 28 comments on this thread used picture.
Because one picture can substitute thousand words.

And I should fight ONLY with words which are not my own ones.

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMCo01K16kk --- 3:22 only, and not ldsfak type video --- can be watched as background music
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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