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Re: The Bednar Dog and Pony Show
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 11:48 am
by Shulem
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Re: The Bednar Dog and Pony Show
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 1:17 pm
by Bought Yahoo
Shulem wrote: ↑Sat Sep 18, 2021 12:48 am
Ur welcome to repeat urself as often as you like, dummy.
Feels good, doesn't go it, calling people names?
That's all you have. You and AtlMike are so similar.
Re: The Bednar Dog and Pony Show
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 2:52 pm
by Shulem
Bought Yahoo wrote: ↑Sat Sep 18, 2021 1:17 pm
Shulem wrote: ↑Sat Sep 18, 2021 12:48 am
Ur welcome to repeat urself as often as you like, dummy.
Feels good, doesn't go it, calling people names?
That's all you have. You and AtlMike are so similar.
The name perfectly fits you in saying the king's name in Facsimile No. 3 is
Ptolemy. That is dumbness. That is dumb. Therefore, you are dumb. You are welcome to prove otherwise if you think you can. Or you can continue to grunt and moan like a dummy because you're dumb.
Re: The Bednar Dog and Pony Show
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 7:31 pm
by Shulem
We Believe in Being Chaste
Elder David A. Bednar Of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles wrote:Obedience to the law of chastity will increase our happiness in mortality and make possible our progress in eternity.
Bednar's statement makes TWO implications:
1) IF you obey the law of chastity you will be happier in this life
2) IF you obey the law of chastity it will become possible to progress in eternity
On the flip side here are the results of disobeying the law of chastity:
1) IF you disobey the law of chastity it will decrease the happiness you may have in this life
2) IF you disobey the law of chastity it will NOT be possible to progress in eternity
In other words those who disobey the law of chastity in this life and fail to repent are DAMNED for eternity whereby it is impossible to
"progress in eternity"!
Be sure to check out more silly Mormon doctrine in a safe place up in the Celestial Forum here on Discuss Mormonism:
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Fear God and Fear the Church!!
Re: The Bednar Dog and Pony Show
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 10:54 pm
by Bought Yahoo
Ptolemy I is the name of the king, matey.
Re: The Bednar Dog and Pony Show
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 11:13 pm
by Shulem
Bought Yahoo wrote: ↑Sat Sep 18, 2021 10:54 pm
Ptolemy I is the name of the king, matey.
Oh goody, you've come back! My favorite dummy.
Give Shulem a little kiss. Then tell me the king's name again. Doesn't that sound romantic?
Re: The Bednar Dog and Pony Show
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 11:34 pm
by Bought Yahoo
Are you shure you're not Mike? Telling me to bend over?
Re: The Bednar Dog and Pony Show
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 11:54 pm
by drumdude
Do we need to know the name of the King to get into super VIP heaven? Or are the handshakes enough?
Re: The Bednar Dog and Pony Show
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 1:47 am
by Philo Sofee
drumdude wrote: ↑Sat Sep 18, 2021 11:54 pm
Do we need to know the name of the King to get into super VIP heaven? Or are the handshakes enough?
Nope. Handshakes, Milkshakes, AND King's names MUST be included as per the instructions for VIP heaven.
Re: The Bednar Dog and Pony Show
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 2:22 am
by huckelberry
shulem, for those of us with only a vague idea of Bednar and do not know what sort of show he might be putting on can you help us , or me anyway, , What is this that you are talking about?