Oaks complains about the Christmas cards he gets

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Brad Hudson wrote:That's it. He's off my Christmas card list. Ingrate.


That was my immediate thought. Ungrateful dick. I actually find his behavior quite funny. He comes across as a cranky old scrooge. I suppose he also slams his door on carolers who dare to sing non-religious songs like Jingle Bells.
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I wonder how many Christmas cards he gets from friends . . .
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Sammy Jankins wrote:Image


We wish you a Merry Dickmas.
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I hope I don't find myself living out my golden years without a hobby.
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Are we sure this is legit?

The guy can't be this stupid.
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Chuck Finley wrote:
toon wrote:And I call BS on his percentages. 24%? 47%? 29%? He tallied them up and calculated the percentages. I think he's pulling a Dunn.

You know what, I wouldn't be shocked if some poor schlub did do all this tallying. I would bet, however, it was a secretary. Unless they have senior missionaries who function as clerical types, in which case I could see their time being directed toward such meaningful pursuits. Emphasis on the word directed.


Fair point. I imagine he gets 1000s of cards. Tithing dollars well spend.

I'll have to keep this in mind next time I'm trying to make work for an associate. Not that I get any close to the number of Christmas cards Oaks likely gets.
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kairos wrote:So the oakster is bitchin about the Christmas cards he gets- good thing he was not a friend of the general I worked for- major general George S Patton son of the infamous patton of wwII fame. my general patton and wife sent our their 1968/9 Christmas card with "peace on earth " on the front and lo inside was a picture /photo of a stack of dead vc/nva soldiers piled about 20 feet high. I am sure elder oaks would not have received that card well- patton got taken to the woodshed by 4 star bruce palmer us army Vietnam deputy commander over it as I recall.

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Now that's ballsy. Any chance you still have that card?
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hagoth7 wrote:I suggest it would be more in the spirit of the season to simply give the gentleman judge a pass for occasionally doing what's in his nature, rather than becomingly overly judgmental to follow suit...and then some.

Should I also judge and condemn my cat for walking across my keyboard? It's simply what cats do.

Thoughts?


Kind of like tolerating my racist uncle's rant at the Thanksgiving table.
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DarkHelmet wrote:
Brad Hudson wrote:That's it. He's off my Christmas card list. Ingrate.


That was my immediate thought. Ungrateful dick. I actually find his behavior quite funny. He comes across as a cranky old scrooge. I suppose he also slams his door on carolers who dare to sing non-religious songs like Jingle Bells.


A better approach would be to go out of your way to send him a generic "happy holidays" card. We surely can push that 29% to 50%l.
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Sammy Jankins wrote:Image



My guess is that the third pile of cards were probably from gay parents who have children.


by the way - He should be grateful - I only get 2 Christmas cards, total, so I can't even make three piles!

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