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He should just be happy none of them mention salamanders.

That's it. He's off my Christmas card list. Ingrate.

Wow Elder Oats, talk about looking a gift tapir in the mouth!

Happy birthday, Jesus!

And I call BS on his percentages. 24%? 47%? 29%? He tallied them up and calculated the percentages. I think he's pulling a Dunn.

The kind of cards he's railing against ARE traditional cards. Those phrases and pictures he finds so offensive have been a staple of Christmas cards since they were invented.

toon wrote:And I call BS on his percentages. 24%? 47%? 29%? He tallied them up and calculated the percentages. I think he's pulling a Dunn.

You know what, I wouldn't be shocked if some poor schlub did do all this tallying. I would bet, however, it was a secretary. Unless they have senior missionaries who function as clerical types, in which case I could see their time being directed toward such meaningful pursuits. Emphasis on the word directed.

Blixa wrote:The kind of cards he's railing against ARE traditional cards. Those phrases and pictures he finds so offensive have been a staple of Christmas cards since they were invented.

IKR!

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I could totally see his ignoring his family while counting up the piles of cards. LMAO

Reason for the season, my arse.

Sammy Jankins wrote:

Don't say "faith, hope and love" but have religiously suggestive pictures, and remember his teachings. Got it. Great message from a special witness.