“She eventually downloaded Mutual and then was on it for an hour, and within the hour she found the guy she married.”
http://universe.BYU.edu/2017/04/24/byu-students-talk-online-mormon-meet-market/
How to find your future spouse in one hour
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How to find your future spouse in one hour
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Re: How to find your future spouse in one hour
I found my third wife, trixxxy, online in 15 minutes. 
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Re: How to find your future spouse in one hour
Exiled wrote:I found my third wife, trixxxy, online in 15 minutes.
Anyone can buy a wife.
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Re: How to find your future spouse in one hour
Sanctorian wrote:“She eventually downloaded Mutual and then was on it for an hour, and within the hour she found the guy she married.”
http://universe.BYU.edu/2017/04/24/byu-students-talk-online-mormon-meet-market/
Instead of getting a hook-up through Tinder, with Mutual you get a 'pray-up'--meet someone you can meet and together pray about each other, to see if the HG gives you both good feelings, above and below the belt.
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Re: How to find your future spouse in one hour
Sanctorian wrote:“She eventually downloaded Mutual and then was on it for an hour, and within the hour she found the guy she married.”
http://universe.BYU.edu/2017/04/24/byu-students-talk-online-mormon-meet-market/
Hastening the work, apparently.
Trimble, you ignorant sack of rhinoceros puss. The only thing more obvious than your lack of education is the foul stench that surrounds you.
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Re: How to find your future spouse in one hour
There's been the old joke for decades about the dilemma of a BYU co-ed (is that term still used) who is perplexed because both or all three RMs she is dating have told her that he's prayed and the HG has told him that she's the one. I guess I don't see that as humorous anymore since Love Nauvoo Style included polyandry. Maybe both or all three guys are inspired, to each marry her and live in polyandrous splendor. It would make JSjr smile.
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Re: How to find your future spouse in one hour
Sanctorian wrote:“She eventually downloaded Mutual and then was on it for an hour, and within the hour she found the guy she married.”
http://universe.BYU.edu/2017/04/24/byu-students-talk-online-mormon-meet-market/
CameronMO wrote:Hastening the work, apparently.
If it results in more BIC babies (a.k.a. future tithe payers), Mutual will get an endorsement from the FP/12. By the way, how might Devin Durrant's son be involved in making profits off of Mutual? I'll ponderize that for a moment.
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Re: How to find your future spouse in one hour
Sanctorian wrote:Exiled wrote:I found my third wife, trixxxy, online in 15 minutes.
Anyone can buy a wife.
I have known people that are buy-sexual, yep that's right, they have to pay for it.
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Re: How to find your future spouse in one hour
Tator wrote:I have known people that are buy-sexual, yep that's right, they have to pay for it.
Does paying for it mentally count?
Trimble, you ignorant sack of rhinoceros puss. The only thing more obvious than your lack of education is the foul stench that surrounds you.
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Re: How to find your future spouse in one hour
Sanctorian wrote:“She eventually downloaded Mutual and then was on it for an hour, and within the hour she found the guy she married.”
http://universe.BYU.edu/2017/04/24/byu-students-talk-online-mormon-meet-market/
Should that be ... online-mormon-meat-market?
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