"High Church"

Post by **_Maksutov** » Fri May 12, 2017 5:32 pm

Today's Kirby column admits that he recently attended church "thoroughly baked" on a cannabis gummy.
http://member.sltrib.com/home/5276519-1 ... -lakes-dui

Anyone else with "high church" stories?

Post by **_candygal** » Sat May 13, 2017 12:40 am

Actually...I do. Just a little too much wine before getting the teens together in our ward to practice dance for the Gold and Green Ball..I was a happy camper..

Reading the article though..I understand that there are consequences for drunk driving..but the fact that Shauna is a newscaster..and for KUTV at that..doesn't even give her a chance for quiet redemption. KSL can kiss my a...!

As for Kirby..well..getting high for church is just about as high he will get there.. :razz:

I love Kirby.

Post by **_Dr Exiled** » Sat May 13, 2017 2:53 am

I read the D&C while on lsd when I was in high school. It still didn't make much sense.

Post by **_sock puppet** » Sat May 13, 2017 3:08 am

Exiled wrote:I read the D&C while on lsd when I was in high school. It still didn't make much sense.

I read the D&C while on lds when I was in high school. It still didn't make much sense.

Post by **_Dr Exiled** » Sat May 13, 2017 5:24 pm

sock puppet wrote:
Exiled wrote:I read the D&C while on lsd when I was in high school. It still didn't make much sense.

I read the D&C while on lds when I was in high school. It still didn't make much sense.

You too?

Too bad I couldn't leave at that time due to family pressures to go on a mission. The lsd knew the truth, man. :twisted:

However, I did learn a language that I periodically use today and that led me to learn spanish, a language I speak almost every day with my clients. I also gained some good sales experience selling s$%t to some south americans. Other than that ......

Post by **_huckelberry** » Sat May 13, 2017 6:10 pm

Exiled, Sock puppet made an alteration to your comment with amusing ironic implications.

Post by **_Dr Exiled** » Sat May 13, 2017 7:57 pm

huckelberry wrote:Exiled, Sock puppet made an alteration to your comment with amusing ironic implications.

I guess I need to change my prescription. :lol:

Maybe we ought to classify lds as a schedule I drug.

Post by **_SuperDell** » Sun May 14, 2017 3:21 am

A long time reader of Robert Kirby. He really backed off for a year or so. A few now are getting more pushy on the church, but still benign compared to some in the past.

Who got to him?

Maybe he is finally realizing it doesn't really matter?

Post by **_moksha** » Sun May 14, 2017 8:10 am

LDS run KSL published the booking mug shot of a Shauna Lake and Kirby asked:

Kirby wrote:Would an LDS Church-owned media company be just as thorough in its reporting if the person in trouble were a Mormon general authority? I got my own ideas about that, but I'll leave it up to you to decide for yourself.

Post by **_sock puppet** » Sun May 14, 2017 5:14 pm

Exiled wrote:I read the D&C while on lsd when I was in high school. It still didn't make much sense.

sock puppet wrote:I read the D&C while on lds when I was in high school. It still didn't make much sense.

Exiled wrote:You too? Too bad I couldn't leave at that time due to family pressures to go on a mission. The lsd knew the truth, man. However, I did learn a language that I periodically use today and that led me to learn spanish, a language I speak almost every day with my clients. I also gained some good sales experience selling s$%t to some south americans. Other than that ......

Lsd may very well be a better means or agent for arriving at truth than lds is. lds has set the bar very low, after all.

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