Water Dog's Lesser of Two Evils

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What would you rather do?

 
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_cwald
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Water Dog's Lesser of Two Evils

Post by _cwald »

This comment in the Dehlin/KK thread made me laugh so I thought I would put it out there. I have yet to vote and am interested in your opinion before I decide.

Thanks for the help.
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Re: Water Dog's Lesser of Two Evils

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Easy call, wife swapping drugs and alcohol or bill?
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Re: Water Dog's Lesser of Two Evils

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Was sanding off my flesh and rolling around in sand not an option?
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Re: Water Dog's Lesser of Two Evils

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There really needs to be more options. Could we add "a weekend with the ex" or "crushed glass in my hamburger"?
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Re: Water Dog's Lesser of Two Evils

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Either would be more interesting than the average General Conf. or Elder's Quorum lesson. :smile:
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Re: Water Dog's Lesser of Two Evils

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Bill Reel. Easy choice.

ETA: Mrs. Kishkumen asks where the "sit home and drink marguerites" option is.
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Re: Water Dog's Lesser of Two Evils

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Xenophon wrote:Was sanding off my flesh and rolling around in sand not an option?

ROFLMAO!
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Re: Water Dog's Lesser of Two Evils

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Xenophon wrote:Was sanding off my flesh and rolling around in sand not an option?

:lol: It should just be automatic for these polls to include:

c) none of the above
d) other

and

e)you have clearly lost your mind.
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Re: Water Dog's Lesser of Two Evils

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I would look forward to attending a EQ class taught by Bill.
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Re: Water Dog's Lesser of Two Evils

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I'm going to have to go with the drinking and drugs (not the wife swapping so much though) choice. Now, if we could drink during Bill's EQ lesson, I might could be persuaded to change my mind.

The only time I have ever met Dehlin, I was DRUNK AS crap. It was an okay fun night if I recall correctly. My friends say I sat on the couch all night and drunkingly berated John over and over again for getting me kicked out of the church. Ha. I don't remember that but it sounds about right.
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