Happy Preparing This Land for Restoration of the Gospel day
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_DarkHelmet
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Happy Preparing This Land for Restoration of the Gospel day
As we all know, July 4th was the day set apart by the lord to establish a free country for which the gospel could be restored. When you're shooting off fireworks and drinking beer tomorrow, please keep in mind the sacredness of this day.
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die."
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
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_Quasimodo
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Re: Happy Preparing This Land for Restoration of the Gospel
I'm all set!
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
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_Choyo Chagas
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Re: Happy Preparing This Land for Restoration of the Gospel
Quasimodo wrote:
I'm all set!
what beer is good for... ?
The substances formerly known as “American Beer” will henceforth be referred to as “Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine”, with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as “Weak Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine”. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
oh god !!!
Choyo Chagas is Chairman of the Big Four, the ruler of the planet from "The Bull's Hour" ( Russian: Час Быка), a social science fiction novel written by Soviet author and paleontologist Ivan Yefremov in 1968.
Six months after its publication Soviet authorities banned the book and attempted to remove it from libraries and bookshops.
Six months after its publication Soviet authorities banned the book and attempted to remove it from libraries and bookshops.
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_Quasimodo
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Re: Happy Preparing This Land for Restoration of the Gospel
Choyo Chagas wrote:Quasimodo wrote:
I'm all set!
what beer is good for... ?The substances formerly known as “American Beer” will henceforth be referred to as “Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine”, with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as “Weak Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine”. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
oh god !!!
Fortunately, my good friend, American beer has improved enormously in the last 20 years. Budweiser, Coors, Miller High Life are still gnat's piss. Only suitable for cleaning carpets in homes that have puppies.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.