grindael wrote:I have some questions for Santa Claus...
1. How do your Reindeer fly?
2. How to you fit down all those chimneys?
3. Are there really little elves that make all those toys?
4. Where do you really live at the North Pole?
5. Where did the elves come from?
6. How do you know if anyone's been good or bad?
7. How do you fit all those toys in your bag?
8. How are only eight Reindeer able to tow all the world's toys?
9. Is there a Mrs. Claus?
10. If you are married, was your wife one of those elves?
Bonus question: Do you really like milk and cookies?
Really? I may have issues with Clark's approach, but this kind of response is childish.