New RFM Podcast--Making Doctrine Out of Nothing at All

[_Craig Paxton]

This thread is hilarious...Shulem...you are the tabasco sauce of this board...so glad you were redeemed from the Telestial Forum.

[_Tuna_Surprise]

Can someone please let me know what happens in the resurrection to a woman who had died blonde hair, a boob job and tummy tuck? Asking for a friend...

[_Dr Exiled]

I think plastic surgery only survives if you are married to a G.A. The law of adoption was well ahead of its time.

[_Shulem]

"Gender is an essential characteristic of individual premortal, mortal, and eternal identity and purpose."

1. How is gender an essential characteristic of individual identity and purpose for those who inherit the terrestrial and telestial kingdoms?

a) How will resurrected female souls of such kingdoms manifest their gender?

b) How will resurrected male souls of such kingdoms manifest their gender?

QUESTION: How much physical contact is allowed between persons within a lower kingdom? Can a person give another person a back massage or even a full body rubdown? Surely, the body is able to experience pleasure and sensation. Who can say if one can't just disrobe and get a massage from anyone? Who is to say they can or cannot show affection and even kiss? Who is to say that they can't play show and tell with their smoothies?

Who? The Holy Ghost that comes down once every 10,000 years to administer or give a new recycled commandment? I say tell the Holy Ghost to depart and let the souls in the telestial kingdom do what they want. Up with the rules. Up with the Father! Screw him and his Jesus. We can do and say whatever we want.

All angels will remove their robes!

[_Kishkumen]

Shulem is awesome. I need his participation here to maintain my sanity.

[_Shulem]

Everybody in the telestial kingdom, listen up! We ain't gonna follow the rules anymore and screw Jesus and his puppet, the Holy Ghost. We declare independence and no longer are subject to their administration!

Everyone celebrate and party! We are free!

[_Shulem]

Oh sod off, you stupid git!

Screw this, we're out of here. Tell Father and his long haired freak Son that we're not going to subject ourselves to this garbage. We can do and say anything we want.

[_DoubtingThomas]

Can someone please let me know what happens in the resurrection to a woman who had died blonde hair, a boob job and tummy tuck? Asking for a friend...

Tell your friend that in the ressurection our bodies are going to be perfect and immortal, so it means we are going to get sexier.

[_Philo Sofee]

Can someone please let me know what happens in the resurrection to a woman who had died blonde hair, a boob job and tummy tuck? Asking for a friend...

Dat bitch is Elohim's!!!!!!!!!!! HANDS OFF

[_Philo Sofee]

Can someone please let me know what happens in the resurrection to a woman who had died blonde hair, a boob job and tummy tuck? Asking for a friend...

Dat bitch is Elohim's!!!!!!!!!!! HANDS OFF

Aw come on..... that was sorta funny wasn't it?