Who will be the next leader of the shrinking cult?

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Re: Who will be the next leader of the shrinking cult?

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Water Dog wrote:Nelson of course, they are too gutless to buck tradition. Although bucking tradition could be an interesting move that shifts even more power to the 12 from FP. The real question though is who Nelson picks as counselors. I have a feeling that is one convention he will part with and it won't be the Eyring/Uchdorf combo. Maybe keep one. I think his decision in this regard will show us whether there is indeed a bit of a divide as some have claimed. If he chose Bednar that would be, well, hilarious.


Living scripture in the FP ... that would be good for business here.
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Re: Who will be the next leader of the shrinking cult?

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More interesting to the future of the Morg is who will be called up as replacement apostles, methinks.
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Re: Who will be the next leader of the shrinking cult?

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Monson could wiggle his ears. What's Nelson's spiritual gift? :biggrin: Besides turning oxygen into boolship?
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Re: Who will be the next leader of the shrinking cult?

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No need to guess.

It’s stipulated in the Corporations articles of association that the longest serving apostle automatically becomes President. On second reading of your post, I think you were actually saying that, right?

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Can you point us to where this is in the Articles of Association?

Must be the Marvelous foresight of Jesus after the eight year fiasco trying to figure out the name of the church.
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Re: Who will be the next leader of the shrinking cult?

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I vote for Lincoln Cannon 2018 as the next president of the LDS church. The church needs some real change.
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Re: Who will be the next leader of the shrinking cult?

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Then the reign of the dodo will be upon us


Do you think the Lord will allow him to lead the Church astray, as long as it's only for a few years and the next guy can make the exact opposite decisions with confidence that he's right?

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Re: Who will be the next leader of the shrinking cult?

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Water Dog wrote:Nelson of course, they are too gutless to buck tradition. Although bucking tradition could be an interesting move that shifts even more power to the 12 from FP. The real question though is who Nelson picks as counselors. I have a feeling that is one convention he will part with and it won't be the Eyring/Uchdorf combo. Maybe keep one. I think his decision in this regard will show us whether there is indeed a bit of a divide as some have claimed. If he chose Bednar that would be, well, hilarious.

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Maksutov wrote:
Shulem wrote:Old man Nelson can't be President unless his personal aides can scoop him out of bed, dress him up and parade him before the church like a store mannequin ready to perform the Mormon puppet act. I predict he's going to be disappointing and flop.
:lol:

He's married to a gerontologist. :lol:
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Re: Who will be the next leader of the shrinking cult?

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Who will be the next leader of this shrinking cult?

THIS GUY!

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Re: Who will be the next leader of the shrinking cult?

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SuperDell wrote:No need to guess.

It’s stipulated in the Corporations articles of association that the longest serving apostle automatically becomes President. On second reading of your post, I think you were actually saying that, right?

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Can you point us to where this is in the Articles of Association?

Must be the Marvelous foresight of Jesus after the eight year fiasco trying to figure out the name of the church.


A corporation sole is a legal entity consisting of a single ("sole") incorporated office, occupied by a single ("sole") natural person. A corporation sole is one of two types of corporation, the other being a corporation aggregate.[1][2] This allows corporations (often religious corporations or Commonwealth governments) to pass without interval in time from one office holder to the next successor-in-office, giving the positions legal continuity with subsequent office holders having identical powers and possessions to their predecessors.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporation_sole

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