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God's Prophet Has an Internet Spokesman?
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:11 pm
by _Fence Sitter
What is wrong with that picture?
Re: God's Prophet Has an Internet Spokesman?
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:16 pm
by _Doctor CamNC4Me
What are you talking about?
- Doc
Re: God's Prophet Has an Internet Spokesman?
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:27 pm
by _Fence Sitter
The whole point of a prophet of God is to be the spokesperson here on earth for God, not pass information along to an anonymous online spokesperson.
It's like hiring Michael Jordan to promote a sneaker at an event and have Spencer Dinwiddle show up.
Re: God's Prophet Has an Internet Spokesman?
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:35 pm
by _reflexzero
The God of the universe is so terribly mysterious that he needs to employ a human to be his earthly representative.
The President of the Church is so terribly mystified that he needs to employ a human to be his internet mouthpiece.
So, I guess it is following the pattern.
Re: God's Prophet Has an Internet Spokesman?
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:42 pm
by _SteelHead
Sorry y'all but NightLion reading omens in rocks and portents from puddles is the only true mouth piece of the lord.