Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?

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_Doctor CamNC4Me
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Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?

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Holy Joker Venom, Batman!

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_kairos
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There is no real proof these women are true blondes is there? Only they, their husbands and God really know!
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kairos wrote:There is no real proof these women are true blondes is there? Only they, their husbands and God really know!


I don't think that dude above has ever seen a woman's *insert euphamism*, and if for some reason he did do the deed to make some babies that crap ended in tears. His tears.

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Absolutely hideous and fake smiles. This is what Mormonism does to people, folks. It ruins your life.

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Shulem wrote:The look of a Mormon wife when her husband finally admits that he is gay and has been banging the High Priest group leader for years.

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Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?

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Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I'm dumb.

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Molly Bimbo:

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Behold, I say unto you: Our Heavenly Father desires another wife that he may take into his bosom. Are there any blondes in the congregation today? Please step forward that Father may examine you up close.
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Behold the pure and delightsome wives of Father Elohim.

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