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Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:52 pm
by _I have a question
https://www.lds.org/church/leaders?lang=engYW President - Blonde
RS President - Blonde
Primary President - Blonde
Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:40 pm
by _Shulem
Blondes have more fun. The First Presidency can lust over them. 
Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:00 pm
by _Doctor CamNC4Me
Which ones are the lesbians again? Waterdog are you reading this thread?
- Doc
Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:15 pm
by _Dr Exiled
Blonde women seem more inspired for some reason? Blonde hair must be a sign of a valiant 1st estate. I used to be blonde when I was a kid and it changed color the minute I had my first beer.
Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:07 pm
by _candygal
I am a blonde...and I am a devil...don't mess with me.
Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:14 pm
by _moksha
Exiled wrote:I used to be blonde when I was a kid and it changed color the minute I had my first beer.
Sounds like you may have tried a stout rather than a pale ale.
Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:15 pm
by _Dr Exiled
moksha wrote:Exiled wrote:I used to be blonde when I was a kid and it changed color the minute I had my first beer.
Sounds like you may have tried a stout rather than a pale ale.
It was Killian's Red
Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:49 am
by _Polygamy-Porter
Call me petty, but....
WTF is going on with Bonnie and putting on mor lipstick than she has lips?
She puts that on two fisted like a FarSide cartoon or some shiet!
Bad lip injections??
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/ ... e=5B5D5D18Plus looking at her actual photos of her out and about and speaking etc, the above photo had some serious amount of photoshopping'
Just saying'
Look at her husband... he knows.
Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:52 am
by _DoubtingThomas
There is nothing wrong for the church to prefer blondes. It is not a real job so it doesn't really matter.
Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:53 am
by _Polygamy-Porter
DoubtingThomas wrote:There is nothing wrong for the church to prefer blondes. It is not a real job so it doesn't really matter.
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Mo'stepford® wives are qualified for the position.
