Patapologetics: The Answer

[_Kishkumen]

“I suspect the Church is ontologically inverted. I love my nucleus and mitochondrial fibrulum. Gore Don Hinckley and Thom S. Monsoon existentially overlapped in the Salty Rimmed Wormhole for endless microseconds of fish. By the power of Grey Matter, Oshit!”

~ Patapologist’s Testament of Quaternary Quintruths

[_Kishkumen]

I love your post Kish...

That being said, it would be a kinder world just to admit..on both sides...."I don't know".

One does not merely admit, “I don’t know.” One avers with hearty expectorations of fluids, “I know I don’t know, and that might be the truth!”

[_Lemmie]

I love your post Kish...

That being said, it would be a kinder world just to admit..on both sides...."I don't know".

One does not merely admit, “I don’t know.” One avers with hearty expectorations of fluids, “I know I don’t know, and that might be the truth!”

And for those who say they don't know that they don't know, I canst only affirm that thou knowest not what thou knew not, and it is not given to be knownst to thee, without knowing that thou knowest.

(I think I was in one too many original roadshows during the King James era.)

Road shows are the highest form of the mysteries of Mormonism, more sacred by far than the endowment. The end of road shows was the end of a vibrant faith and true religiosity among Mormons.

Amen, Brother Kishkumen, amen!! (And dance festivals.)

[_Kishkumen]

“For Lehi bleery in his eyes
A flipper fell on sod
He tripped on it before he died,”
Guffawed the pagan god.

Hail to the god, the pagan god, he loves some Lehi stew!
The pagan god throws a flipper on the sod; next time he’ll come for you.

Solemn Hymn #42, containing the Broken Keys of the Revealed Mysteries

[_Res Ipsa]

I think y’all broke my brain.

[_Kishkumen]

And for those who say they don't know that they don't know, I canst only affirm that thou knowest not what thou knew not, and it is not given to be knownst to thee, without knowing that thou knowest.

(I think I was in one too many original roadshows during the King James era.)

Patalogicians will dedicate themselves to remasticating your infomatic sloughings for epochs untold, dear Lemmie!

And one cannot gesticulate too frenetically in the august assemblage of Ghost Committeeans! Perish the thought!

[_Meadowchik]

An open-ended spirituality full of fervent I don't knows is something I can work with. That's where I am, in fact.

But there are some "I knows," As I've said to MBukowski I'll say to you, Kish, that even within the subjectivity of our perceptions there still is objectivity. And when we can grab it, it can be most useful indeed.

[_Gadianton]

“To know the whole truth is to know all possible worlds”

[_Kishkumen]

“No more unconfected glam ducks!”

~ Acrostic Fusty Glenn Ellison

[_Meadowchik]

“To know the whole truth is to know all possible worlds”

I like that. I'd add that it can include a knowledge of impossible worlds.