Patapologetics: The Answer

[_Maksutov]

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The Reverend is no more. The Prophet Kishkumen is among us. This is a new dispensation, a new order for the ages.

[_Lemmie]

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The Reverend is no more. The Prophet Kishkumen is among us. This is a new dispensation, a new order for the ages.

Oh boy yes. But this....

“No more unconfected glam ducks!”

I canNOT even. That's going in my Book of Remembrance.

[_Kishkumen]

“No profit is unaccepted by its own company.”

Godawful of Kelleus Chapter 13, saying 402

[_Kishkumen]

Reckoning of time among Patapologists

Patapologists reckon time from the beginning of the work of the Ghost Committee, or, in other words, December 1827. According to this reckoning, we are now in Year 192, GCE (Ghost Committee Era). Time before the GCE is reckoned BCE, or Before Committee Era.

[_Everybody Wang Chung]

Excellent insight, Reverend.

In my opinion, the Reverend has authored some of the most profound, sane, insightful and intelligent articles on Mormonism that I've read.

If you haven't had the opportunity I would highly recommend reading them over at worldswithoutend.

[_Doctor Scratch]

You're still culling hooks by that steer?

--Prewiss Witley

[_Dr. Shades]

"Bedstaff is Muttshed"

--Swill Spamtwin

[_Kishkumen]

“I incite you to flounderize the universe’s beefsteak.”

~ Gelding P. Levin O’Currant

[_Kishkumen]

“I will not cease to tend to the needs of the wealthy dowager of the Palatine Electorate.”

~ Denzo Caudpis Presterprofit, Second Adjutant to the Chief Badger of the Interpolator

[_Kishkumen]

“The word religio literally means to sacrifice beasts to the great spirit residing in the aniconic navel stone of wearisome gazelem.”

~ Praetor Minimus Dustius Macro Utahnensis