With Mormonism dying is there money to be made?

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_lostindc
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With Mormonism dying is there money to be made?

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I just can’t help but ponder the possibility that lots of money can be earned due to Mormonism dying.

P.S. Calm down interpreter peeps, you can get a piece of the pie too.
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_reflexzero
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Re: With Mormonism dying is there money to be made?

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The stone, cut out of the mountain without hands, rolled forth until it filled the pockets and coffers with money.

Of course, the church has a clause in the articles of incorporation to keep all the money in the event of being dissolved.
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_Maksutov
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Sure. Liquidate the assets and divide up the proceeds. Next?
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_Mormonicious
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Re: With Mormonism dying is there money to be made?

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lostindc wrote:I just can’t help but ponder ponderize the possibility that lots of money can be earned due to Mormonism dying.

P.S. Calm down interpreter peeps, you can get a piece of the pie too.


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_oliblish
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Re: With Mormonism dying is there money to be made?

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Maybe open a Starbucks in Provo?
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_Res Ipsa
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Whether Mormonism is rising, plateauing, or dying, there has been and is always money to be made.
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_candygal
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Re: With Mormonism dying is there money to be made?

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I just want my tithing back...All of it!! Can't believe I asked the bishop if I was paying enough!!!!!
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_moksha
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Maksutov wrote:Liquidate the assets and divide up the proceeds. Next?

It is a solely owned corporation. Assets stay with the owner.
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candygal wrote:I just want my tithing back...All of it!! Can't believe I asked the bishop if I was paying enough!!!!!


And think of all the money you could have earned had you put the money into a retirement account to bear interest rather than waste it on a church that tells you that you can't even masturbate, drink coffee, or see an R movie.

You were suckered, girl. Suckered!

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_Shulem
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Re: With Mormonism dying is there money to be made?

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lostindc wrote:I just can’t help but ponder the possibility that lots of money can be earned due to Mormonism dying.

P.S. Calm down interpreter peeps, you can get a piece of the pie too.


If you're under 18 and the bishop has been discussing masturbation with you then contact an attorney, write down your experiences, and get ready to collect.

SUE THE Mormon CHURCH!

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Bleed that fat Mormon pig church! Stabs it in the eyes.
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