God Told Rusty To Do It- Really!

Post by **_kairos** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:21 pm

Disturbing News from DN:

" President Nelson said the Lord told him to take the entire First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Apostles to Rome for the dedication. “I was just following the instructions I received,” he said. “It was very clear to me.” "

As a wag on Reddit Exmormon puts it: "It's very convenient that God wants what Rusty wants!"

On a photo opportunity of the entire fab 15 apostates dressed in their temple white Armani suits beneath a gigantic Christus hauled in from Denmark, another wagger quipped " don't they realize how stupid they look". Note maybe someone here more tech qualified than I can pull that photo over here so you can judge for yourself.

On other issues like LBGT, women's ordination, and one on one interviews the thread originator muses that Rusty hears only cricket sounds- maybe it's his hearing aid!

just reportin
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Post by **_Shulem** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:27 pm

Prophet Rusty and his escort Wendy enjoying the perks.

Post by **_Shulem** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:34 pm

Mormon Jesus appears before the Romans. All hail! Bow your knees before Mormon Jesus.

O Mormon Jesus!

Post by **_Shulem** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:44 pm

Worship me. Get down and kiss my feet.

Adore me!

This is Jesus, king of stone.

Post by **_Dr Exiled** » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:18 am

Rusty might be hearing voices. It happens to some people. So, we should be tolerant and understanding with him and his possible senior moment ....

Or perhaps Mormon Jesus is the more modern version of Danny's friend Tony from the shining?

Go to the Rome Temple and take all your friends Rusty. Redrum, Redrum, Redrum!

Post by **_kairos** » Tue Mar 12, 2019 6:43 pm

Exiled wrote:Rusty might be hearing voices. It happens to some people. So, we should be tolerant and understanding with him and his possible senior moment ....

Or perhaps Mormon Jesus is the more modern version of Danny's friend Tony from the shining?

Go to the Rome Temple and take all your friends Rusty. Redrum, Redrum, Redrum!

All work and no revelation makes rusty a dull psr, all work and no revelation makes rusty a dull psr, all work and no revelation makes rusty a dull psr, all work and no revelation makes rusty a dull psr, all work and no revelation makes rusty a dull psr, all work and no revelation makes rusty a dull psr.......

Post by **_Shulem** » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:09 pm

The church takes care of all our needs. We have servants, funds, accounts, and everything to satisfy our every whim.

Thank you!

Isn't life great, Wendy?

Yes dear, I'm having the time of my life!

Post by **_Shulem** » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:13 pm

Damnit, Rusty, quit tugging on me. You're pulling my strap and it's pinching my breast.

I know how to treat a lady.

Post by **_Shulem** » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:17 pm

That's was not funny, Rusty. See if I put out again anytime soon.

I'm the prophet. I get what I want when I want.

Post by **_kairos** » Wed Mar 13, 2019 3:07 am

Shulem wrote:That's was not funny, Rusty. See if I put out again anytime soon.

I'm the prophet. I get what I want when I want.

Rusty to Wendy "have some grapes- i stole them off the pope's coffee table"

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