How about Mormon edition Ouija Boards?

[_SuperDell]

With Big Nellie coming out with more and more crazy crap each week - why not start making Mormon Edition Ouija Boards?

A way to honor the name while providing one and all a personal tool to revelation? The modern replacement for the Magic Peepstone and hat? The perfect gift for the believing relative or Stake President this year.

Buy it now and get your own deck of Joseph Fielding Smith playing cards with Nelsons face on the Joker?

[_Fence Sitter]

You could include a personal endorsement from Bruce R McConkie for the Mormon Ouija boards.

Forget everything that I have said, or what President Brigham Young or President George Q. Cannon or whoever has said in days past that is contrary to use of Ouija boards. We spoke with a limited understanding and without the light and knowledge that now has come into the world through Ouija boards.

[_Shulem]

Is the church true?



Thank you, Satan

[_Shulem]

Book of Abraham Facsimile 2-A



Translated by Joseph Smith

[_Shulem]

Hey, Mormon kids! Catch Lucky, he's got Mormon Charms!

Win a mini Ouija Board inside each box of Mormon Charms!



Now every child can play prophet!

[_Shulem]

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

[_RockSlider]

If they make the planchette bright yellow, it would sell like hot cakes!

[_I have a question]

What’s the difference between a Ouija Board and a Seer Stone? Both are simply devices used to facilitate communications from spiritual beings.

[_candygal]

Hey, Mormon kids! Catch Lucky, he's got Mormon Charms!

Win a mini Ouija Board inside each box of Mormon Charms!



Now every child can play prophet!

I love this....

[_Holy Ghost]

With Big Nellie coming out with more and more crazy crap each week - why not start making Mormon Edition Ouija Boards?

In any context but Mormonism, Big Nellie's "crazy crap" is for the most part progressive. (His name-of-the-church hangup notwithstanding.) Only in the Mormon context are most of Big Nellie's changes "crazy crap".