Will the Church have to fast again for more relief?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:06 pm
Will President NelSatan call for another fast wherein all members have to go hungry, yet again, in order to plead with the Lord to provide more relief? Recall how he said, "Good Friday would be the perfect day to have our Heavenly Father and His Son hear us!", as if one day is really any better than another for a God who sits atop his throne all the time greedily waiting for more prayers from his saints. What difference does it really make what day it is? Is choosing the "perfect" day really going to make a difference? Nonetheless, Nelsatan said, "Let us prayerfully plead for relief from this global pandemic".
And now, several months later the death toll is reaching the 1,000,000 mark with no relief in sight for those numbers to slow down anytime soon. The USA has already topped 200,000 deaths and Utah now has 436 deaths wherein less than 20 had died on the day of the Good Friday fast. Current projections for Utah will result in over 1,000 deaths by the end of the year and one of those could be NelSatan himself if he's not careful.
So far none of the apostles have died from Covid-19. Is that a miracle? No, how hardly. It's just that they are locked up in their homes rubbing sanitizer on their bodies wondering when the pandemic will end.
115,000 souls had already perished from the pandemic by the time the saints went hungry for their Good Friday fast in pleading for relief and in pleading for healing throughout the world as the saints look forward to a recovery from this worldwide pandemic.President NelSatan April 2020 wrote:I wish to express my deep gratitude to all who participated in the recent fasts—both on Good Friday, April 10, and on Sunday, March 29—as we joined together to petition our Heavenly Father for relief from the effects of COVID-19.
And now, several months later the death toll is reaching the 1,000,000 mark with no relief in sight for those numbers to slow down anytime soon. The USA has already topped 200,000 deaths and Utah now has 436 deaths wherein less than 20 had died on the day of the Good Friday fast. Current projections for Utah will result in over 1,000 deaths by the end of the year and one of those could be NelSatan himself if he's not careful.
So far none of the apostles have died from Covid-19. Is that a miracle? No, how hardly. It's just that they are locked up in their homes rubbing sanitizer on their bodies wondering when the pandemic will end.