RFM v. Midnight Mormons—Debate

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Doctor Steuss wrote:
Wed Oct 20, 2021 4:43 pm
I hope there's a math question segment.

If a train is traveling at 90mph from Nauvoo, and another train is traveling at 30mph from Kirtland, how long will it take for Joseph Smith to marry another man’s wife that was just sent on an overseas mission?
This is why I love math!
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Any updates on the debate?

I am thinking that Cardon Ellis will be denying both Mormonistic cannibalism and global warming. It would probably be easiest if RFM conceded to his argument that cannibalism is a natural human behavior, and suggest that denying global warming is best left to the Elders in Gospel Doctrine class.
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Moksha wrote:
Thu Nov 04, 2021 7:41 am
Any updates on the debate?

I am thinking that Cardon Ellis will be denying both Mormonistic cannibalism and global warming. It would probably be easiest if RFM conceded to his argument that cannibalism is a natural human behavior, and suggest that denying global warming is best left to the Elders in Gospel Doctrine class.
Last night on Mormonism Live! RFM updated us saying the debate is still on. It's gonna be epic.
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Philo Sofee wrote:
Thu Nov 04, 2021 12:08 pm
Last night on Mormonism Live! RFM updated us saying the debate is still on. It's gonna be epic.
Kerry, I am hoping you and some of the other intellectual heavy hitters from this board will be on hand if Midgley Wormtongue and some of the Interpreter posse show up to rumble.

RFM can be rehearsing:

Tonight, tonight
Won't be just any night

The Midnight Mormons grumble: "Fair fight."
But if they start a rumble,
We'll rumble 'em right.

We said, "O.K., no rumpus,
No tricks."
But just in case they jump us,
We're ready to mix

Well, they began it!
Well, they began it!
And we're the ones to stop 'em once and for all,
Tonight!
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Moksha wrote:
Thu Nov 04, 2021 2:43 pm
Philo Sofee wrote:
Thu Nov 04, 2021 12:08 pm
Last night on Mormonism Live! RFM updated us saying the debate is still on. It's gonna be epic.
Kerry, I am hoping you and some of the other intellectual heavy hitters from this board will be on hand if Midgley Wormtongue and some of the Interpreter posse show up to rumble.

RFM can be rehearsing:

Tonight, tonight
Won't be just any night

The Midnight Mormons grumble: "Fair fight."
But if they start a rumble,
We'll rumble ''em right.

We said, "O.K., no rumpus,
No tricks."
But just in case they jump us,
We're ready to mix

Well, they began it!
Well, they began it!
And we're the ones to stop ''em once and for all,
Tonight!

I didn't know RFM was Puerto Rican! Wow, watch your back, he might have a knife.

:o

Tonight, tonight...

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RFM wrote: The Midnight Mormons are gonna pay for what they've done!

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Quacko meets RFM!

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Shulem Solo

The most discordant sound I ever heard:
Quacko, Quacko, Quacko, Quacko . . .

I've just met a Mormon named Quacko,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Quacko!

Say it loud and there's music playing,
Say it soft and it's almost like braying.
Quacko,
I'll never stop saying Quacko!
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QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!

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consiglieri wrote:
Tue Oct 19, 2021 12:31 am
I think I can now announce the debate to take place between RFM and the three amigos of Midnight Mormons.

Date: Saturday, November 13, 2021

Time: 6:00 pm

Place: Shawn McCraney’s church in Murray, Utah

We plan to livestream for those who can’t attend in person.

I think it will be a lot of fun.
I hope to be there to meet you. Cardon and I know each other.
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