Ultimate Egypt - Interpreter Foundation Cruise Lady tour

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drumdude wrote:
Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:07 pm
I imagine it's like high priests endlessly speculating on Mormon theology and doctrine, spurious links between the ancient world and Joseph Smith, and parallelomania galore. If DCP feels he's safe in the group, he would probably make some very large unsubstantiated claims to impress and woo them. Would be great to hear some things he says when he thinks he's not being recorded.
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The Reformed Egyptian Gods Elkenah, Libnah, Mahmackrah, and Korash can enjoy a renewed life while this BYU contingent is cruising down the Nile. The Peterson tour brings these Gods from the world of fiction to our own.

Hope the cruise participants are able to enjoy the little umbrellas in their drinks and purchase many souvenirs Horgons to hand out at Christmas back home.

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Ancient tablet describing the coming of Drs. Peterson and Gee aboard the Cruise Lady Tour of Book of Abrahamland
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Along with my traveling partner(s), we'll be the perfect guests in public settings.
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Dr Moore wrote:
Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:19 pm
I will very likely be on a Cruise Lady cruise hosted by Dr. Peterson in the next 12 months. Not alone. Very much looking forward to good food and excellent stories.
I think you need a secret agent/body guard who can video it... :D
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Philo Sofee wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 1:08 am
Dr Moore wrote:
Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:19 pm
I will very likely be on a Cruise Lady cruise hosted by Dr. Peterson in the next 12 months. Not alone. Very much looking forward to good food and excellent stories.
I think you need a secret agent/body guard who can video it... :D
Are you volunteering?

You'd need to remove your beard - you're too recognizable otherwise.
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malkie wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 1:36 am
You'd need to remove your beard - you're too recognizable otherwise.
What if he kept the beard and wore pioneer garb to blend in with this Book of Abrahamland tour?
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Moksha wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 11:33 am
malkie wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 1:36 am
You'd need to remove your beard - you're too recognizable otherwise.
What if he kept the beard and wore pioneer garb to blend in with this Book of Abrahamland tour?
I have a good bath robe that would work... :D
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