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Re: Where did the Mormon God have sex with Mary?

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:44 pm
by Moksha
Where did the Mormon God have sex with 14-year-old Mary?
The King Herod Suite at the Jerusalem Holiday Inn.

Re: Where did the Mormon God have sex with 14 year old Mary?

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:52 pm
by doubtingthomas
Chap wrote:
Sat Jan 01, 2022 11:03 am
Mary was always represented in art as a rather young mother, but that is all

Here is your "that is all" art in Mexico.

https://desdelafe.mx/noticias/sabias-qu ... acimiento/

https://parroquiasjuanbautista.blogspot ... maria.html

I guess you were serious when you said 16 year olds are mature adults.

Re: Where did the Mormon God have sex with 14 year old Mary?

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 7:11 pm
by huckelberry
doubtingthomas wrote:
Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:52 pm
Chap wrote:
Sat Jan 01, 2022 11:03 am
Mary was always represented in art as a rather young mother, but that is all

Here is your "that is all" art in Mexico.

https://desdelafe.mx/noticias/sabias-qu ... acimiento/

https://parroquiasjuanbautista.blogspot ... maria.html

I guess you were serious when you said 16 year olds are mature adults.
I should be clear , when I attempt to read Spanish it is like looking through a veil. Only some things a clear. These articles are about a celebration date for the birth of Mary not when she became pregnant. There is some concern for the immaculate conception idea (of Mary a peculiar Catholic doctrine). There is some discussion about where the idea of the date of birth comes from. I do not see an attempt to establish the age Mary became pregnant. However I do not see anything preventing somebody from thinking 14. That is not a bad age to be and remain a virgin.

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adding to clarify, I see pictures in the link of Mary as a child not pictures of Mary as a mother. Like all mothers she was a child before becoming a mother.

Re: Where did the Mormon God have sex with Mary?

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:47 pm
by Chap
doubtingthomas wrote:
Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:40 pm
When did God get Mary's consent to get her pregnant?
Look, I think all the stories about Jesus being conceived other than by sex between Mary and Joseph are just made up many years later.

But (sigh) I shall try to answer you in your own terms.

Luke chapter 1:
34 Then said Mary unto the angel, How shall this be, seeing I know not a man?

35 And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

36 And, behold, thy cousin Elisabeth, she hath also conceived a son in her old age: and this is the sixth month with her, who was called barren.

37 For with God nothing shall be impossible.

38 And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her.
The intention of the person (whoever it was) who wrote the bolded text was clearly to show that Mary consented to her role in God's plan for human salvation, which is how it has always been interpreted. And indeed Mary has been seen in Roman Catholic theology as the 'co-redemptrix" for that reason.



You OK with that now?

Re: Knock, knock, open up Mary, Father is here

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:14 am
by canpakes
Shulem wrote:
Thu Dec 30, 2021 4:19 pm
Mormon Man God, Elohim, visits the virgin Mary to make a holy deposit.

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Seriously, though … just how did this go down?

Was there at least some small talk beforehand?

Re: Knock, knock, open up Mary, Father is here

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:23 am
by Dr Exiled
canpakes wrote:
Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:14 am
Shulem wrote:
Thu Dec 30, 2021 4:19 pm
Mormon Man God, Elohim, visits the virgin Mary to make a holy deposit.

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Seriously, though … just how did this go down?

Was there at least some small talk beforehand?
I don't think there was much small talk or romance for that matter. Elohim seems like a guy that is all business. It was probably over in a twinkling of an eye.

Re: Where did the Mormon God have sex with Mary?

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 1:52 am
by Doctor Scratch
According to Mopologetic speculation, they didn’t have sex at all. There was an infamous thread on the old FAIR/MAD board where Dr. Peterson proposed that the conception occurred in a manner akin to artificial insemination. What he seemed to fail to realize at the time is that this would likely have entailed masturbation on the part of the Father. But, that’s how the Mopologists roll.

Re: Where did the Mormon God have sex with Mary?

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:10 am
by Everybody Wang Chung
Doctor Scratch wrote:
Fri Jan 21, 2022 1:52 am
According to Mopologetic speculation, they didn’t have sex at all. There was an infamous thread on the old FAIR/MAD board where Dr. Peterson proposed that the conception occurred in a manner akin to artificial insemination. What he seemed to fail to realize at the time is that this would likely have entailed masturbation on the part of the Father. But, that’s how the Mopologists roll.
Oh yes. I almost forgot the infamous “Turkey Baster” argument from DCP.

Not one of his best arguments in a career filled with horrible arguments.


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Re: Knock, knock, open up Mary, Father is here

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 4:00 am
by Doctor CamNC4Me
Shulem wrote:
Thu Dec 30, 2021 4:19 pm
Mormon Man God, Elohim, visits the virgin Mary to make a holy deposit.

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Lol @ the bedroom eyes at the end.

- Doc

Re: Knock, knock, open up Mary, Father is here

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 4:50 am
by Everybody Wang Chung
canpakes wrote:
Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:14 am
Shulem wrote:
Thu Dec 30, 2021 4:19 pm
Mormon Man God, Elohim, visits the virgin Mary to make a holy deposit.

Image

Seriously, though … just how did this go down?

Was there at least some small talk beforehand?

Probably not a lot of small talk, but I’m sure God at least bought her dinner before the “turkey basting”:

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