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Joseph Smith in Hell

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Brother Joseph once said...
if we go to hell, we will turn the devils out of doors and make a heaven of it.
I'm wondering, since brother Joseph died and went to hell about 178 years ago, if anyone has managed to communicate with him to find out how he's made out there. Did he really manage to turn the devils out and make a heaven of it? How does Jesus feel about it?

Rusty Nelson, you're a seer and all that. How is brother Joseph faring? Please enquire of the Seer Stone.

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Are seances making a come-back like everything else 1980's?
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drumdude wrote:
Wed May 11, 2022 4:22 am
Are seances making a come-back like everything else 1980's?
Who needs seances when you have the Seer Stone?

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bill4long wrote:
Wed May 11, 2022 4:23 am
drumdude wrote:
Wed May 11, 2022 4:22 am
Are seances making a come-back like everything else 1980's?
Who needs seances when you have the Seer Stone?

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The seer stone says "Answer unclear, try again later."
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drumdude wrote:
Wed May 11, 2022 4:32 am
The seer stone says "Answer unclear, try again later."
The Seer Stone is suspiciously analogous to my Magic 8 Ball.

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When I try to imagine a hell as traditionally described, I think I'd survive. Others would be there. If Joseph Smith is there when I arrive, I suppose, he would already be trying to make a heaven out of it and I'd likely jump on board, unless he gets stuck in his old ways. After I try and imagine a hell I imagine a heaven and it feels more of a hell than a described hell to me. I know heaven provides comfort for people, somehow. To me, it epitomizes misery. Exulting in other people's demise in hell is too icky.
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drumdude wrote:
Wed May 11, 2022 4:22 am
Are seances making a come-back like everything else 1980's?
March 8 Anomalies began in 1980.

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Hell isn't a physical or literal place.
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Not to worry, Joseph Smith was waay already alloverit. In fact, he's the one that first coined the term - 'six degrees of Kevin Bacon.' Sequence:

Punishment is eternal. → Eternal is Gods name. → Eternal punishment is simply - Gods punishment. → Therefore, eternal punishment may or may not be eternal. Plan B: God is also Adam. → Mortal Adam is not eternal. → A direct descendant of Adam is Kevin Bacon. → Kevin Bacon is The Invisible Man. → The Invisible Man has an independent distributorship for 'LaRue's invisible garment emporium.' → People wearing invisible garments can't go to hell 'cause God can't find them.



Notes: One of these sequences is/was taught at Mormon school.
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