The National Science Foundation Finds Kolob

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The National Science Foundation Finds Kolob

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Greetings Brothers and Sisters,

Starting on page 27 of the Kolob Theorem, respected Mormon scholar, Lynn Hilton, PhD discusses how the black hole at the center of our Milky Way galaxy is actually Kolob. Further, Dr. Hilton discusses how Kolob sends "power" and "light" throughout the Milky Way as referred to in the Abraham Facsimile 2:5.

Here is the Kolob Theorem in its entirety for your reading pleasure:
https://gnolaum.herokuapp.com/downloads ... heorem.pdf

Recently, the Event Horizon Telescope in collaboration with the National Science Foundation was able to capture an image of Kolob for the first time. It's amazing and awe inspiring to finally be able to view the residing place of God. We truly live in amazing times.


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https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso2208-eht-mw/
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Re: The National Science Foundation Finds Kolob

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OMG!!! I better hie me to Kolob back to church, Kolob is real... And skeptics say science does not confirm Mormonism...PSHAW!
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Philo Sofee wrote:
Sun May 15, 2022 10:58 pm
OMG!!! I better hie me to Kolob back to church, Kolob is real... And skeptics say science does not confirm Mormonism...PSHAW!

What's the king's name in Facsimile No. 3?

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I thought this might be crackpot astrophysics but it isn’t. The author doesn’t present a bogus proof of their “Kolob theorem”. The author doesn’t even pretend to prove anything, because the author thinks that “theorem” is just a nicer-sounding way to say “theory”.

In spite of being thoroughly Mormon this is stoner astrophysics. Its logical approach is strictly Dude, like, whoa.
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Even though you've seemingly scooped even The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Interpreter on this story, I bet their article will cover this discovery in more depth. A prologue by Dr. Louis Midgley would be nice.
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Also advertised…
“My Burning Bush”
The Spiritual Journey of Nancy Goldberg Hilton An Autobiography
https://gnolaum.herokuapp.com/downloads ... heorem.pdf

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